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    Cool girlfriends birthday

    yup so my girlfriends birthday is coming up this sunday, i know who gives a **** but i havent a clue what to get her. it'll be her 18th birthday... any of you guys got any ideas? yea and i just wrote my mom her check for her taxes, a little over $7,800.. yikes

    i know what your thinking, what kinda loser asks random people who dont know her a question like that

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    Default Re: girlfriends birthday

    cook her something nice

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    This is one of those times where I'd look at my bracelet and think "What Would Jolly Do?"


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    diamonds are a girls best friend

    if you can afford them, heheheheheh.

    chicks dig the old cheesy stuff, like romantic dinners and stuff, give her one of those + a nice bracelet with a dedication on it. like "yours truly, forever truly, your name"

    or stuff like that.

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    hell yea now we're talkin, i'll think WWJD and send her flowers and set up a fancy dinner :-d

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott_F View Post
    This is one of those times where I'd look at my bracelet and think "What Would Jolly Do?"
    Jolly would (see sig)...
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    LOL WWJD - What would Jolly do?

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    Write her a song, a good one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jotrimble23 View Post
    yup so my girlfriends birthday is coming up this sunday, i know who gives a **** but i havent a clue what to get her. it'll be her 18th birthday... any of you guys got any ideas? yea and i just wrote my mom her check for her taxes, a little over $7,800.. yikes

    i know what your thinking, what kinda loser asks random people who dont know her a question like that

    Red roses and dinner at a fancy restaurant?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott_F View Post
    This is one of those times where I'd look at my bracelet and think "What Would Jolly Do?"
    Yes, but most of that stuff can't be repeated on this forum.
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    he'd give her the shocka

    or his junk in a box
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    Pearl necklace,
    Donkey Punch,
    Tona Danza,
    Dirty Sanchez,
    Plate Job,
    Glass bottom boat,
    Pink Sock,

    You could get or give her any one of these.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott_F View Post
    This is one of those times where I'd look at my bracelet and think "What Would Jolly Do?"
    Jolly would give her "The Shocka"

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    Quote Originally Posted by theodie View Post
    Pearl necklace,
    Donkey Punch,
    Tona Danza,
    Dirty Sanchez,
    Plate Job,
    Glass bottom boat,
    Pink Sock,

    You could get or give her any one of these.
    good god, i am hopelessly out of touch

    i only now what two of those are
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    good god, i am hopelessly out of touch

    i only now what two of those are
    lol i only got 4 myself

    i'm gonna have to look these up, brb

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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    good god, i am hopelessly out of touch

    i only now what two of those are
    I got more where those came from Billy-boy!


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    Quote Originally Posted by theodie View Post
    I got more where those came from Billy-boy!

    PM the uneducated with a theodi-ctionary, please
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    Same thing I used to do. The gift of me.

    That explains a lot, really...

    Seriouslly now. A good dinner, a nice movie and a small gift. Something you know she'll like.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    PM the uneducated with a theodi-ctionary, please
    I would but, I am tired and gettinng ready to hit the "fart sack" for 8 hours of pure laziness. LOL! Getoffended.com has a dictonary for them. Check it out and educate yourself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JacksonMIA View Post
    Yes, but most of that stuff can't be repeated on this forum.
    most of it is illegal anyway

    depends on what her character is like... some prefer a romantic dinner, some a casual night out, just as long as you are with her and let her know she can depend on you and trust you, then there are others that will love you long time if you take them to a death metal concert



    in any case, show her you apretiate her and let her know, you know what her tastes are, cos that will let her know you are listening to her and you are thinking of/about her, in other ways than just how to get her to bed
    it's all mind games that cost you money, but you get ***** in return. both win... if you take a camera, then everyone wins LMAO
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