Zerb strikes again *smack*

[Pierre]

Ah man... I got some girls story on my own too lately. It's the season. Get over her quick and keep on kicking some ass bro! You should give me a call sometime too.

[Binnerscot]

I feel for you, been there and done that too many times in the past. Hopefully the hangover wore by the time I posted this.

[JohnnyGuitar]

So, did you try showing her your pitchfork?

[Luís]

Women... killing them is a victimless crime but only if the body is never found.

[fingerace]

That's a drag.

There are only four things you need to remember about women:

1. Women are nothing but trouble
2. There are no exceptions
3. Sometimes we think they're worth the trouble
4. We're usually wrong

+ 1,000,000

This is so true! No. 2 is the bitter truth though!

aleclee you made my day bro...

[tubeman87]

women...

cant live with them.. cant shoot them.

Can't live with them.. can't shipp the all to Canada.

[tone4days]

bummer tim .. i hope it all sorts out better for ya soon
onward and upward
t4d

[Zerberus]

SO...

the last few weeks it´s actually been "going uphill", in the sense that she´s been seeking my company more and getting more intimate as well. I almost started to think it may have a chance after all....

And yesterday I caught her on MY sofa banging my best friend (not my ex-boss).

Not that I didn´t see it coming, but damn I´m stupid....

[TheProphet]

Sucks man.

All I can say is that women are certifiably 100% crazy. They'll give you the show and dance of flirtation and romance. Of course it all just a show and dance.

Meh I've known too many women like that so I'm now a bitter and jaded person when it comes to the heart ... instead I listen to the ol' underwear ferret, all he's interested in is panty hampsters - he don't need no lifelong company

[Dr.Mavashi]

Zerb,
Dude, this is really f@$^&d!!! Consider that destiny gave you a present, showed you who is the snake pretending to be your friend and saved you some time and future dispare. The hell with then both.

[Animal]

And yesterday I caught her on MY sofa banging my best friend (not my ex-boss).

Arggh, that's terrible. You seem to be getting screwed over by a lot of people around you. I really hope for you that things rapidly turn around and for the better.

[Luís]

Give her the shockah, she seems to be willing to dance with anyone.

[Shibby]

That's a drag.

There are only four things you need to remember about women:

1. Women are nothing but trouble
2. There are no exceptions
3. Sometimes we think they're worth the trouble
4. We're usually wrong

Yeah... that is so true.
I hate being right sometimes though. especially when it comes to predictions about women... that sucks.....

[34029324079]

SO...

the last few weeks it´s actually been "going uphill", in the sense that she´s been seeking my company more and getting more intimate as well. I almost started to think it may have a chance after all....

And yesterday I caught her on MY sofa banging my best friend (not my ex-boss).

Not that I didn´t see it coming, but damn I´m stupid....

haha nice

well, be glad you werent going out with that slutty chick like that would break ur <3

[tc]

women...

cant live with them.. cant shoot them.

1. you can't. sorry that's how the world works...maybe if you get one of those chairs from that schwarzenegger film...sixth day i think??

2. you can, you just get arrested...

after reading everything else you guys have posted, i've realized....there's some serious words of wisdom on this thread lol...I SMELL A STICKY!!! jk

[cream123]

Arggh, that's terrible. You seem to be getting screwed over by a lot of people around you. I really hope for you that things rapidly turn around and for the better.

Or not getting screwed over by a lot of people around you. It works either way.......

Meh I've known too many women like that so I'm now a bitter and jaded person when it comes to the heart ... instead I listen to the ol' underwear ferret, all he's interested in is panty hampsters - he don't need no lifelong company

Haha. Sigged!