Another easy job
Leno just said in his monologue that Paris Hilton's psychiatrist said that she cannot handle going to jail.
Now that's gotta be an easy job. Kinda like being an auto mechanic in an Amishcommunity.
C'mon. Share your ideas of easy jobs!
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I wish she would just go away...
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that's definitely one of the greatest analogies I've ever heard...
Being a psychiatrist for Paris Hilton is like being an auto mechanic in an Amish community.
Sigged....lol
Last edited by CapoFirstFret; 05-17-2007 at 10:54 PM.
Originally Posted by Jakob Dylan
Paris Hilton's psychiatrist... Now that's gotta be an easy job. Kinda like being an auto mechanic in an Amish
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I wish I could be incarcerated the same time as her. I'd be her 'Bubba.' haha
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she should get jailed.
everyone else would have to go to
~+~ tube afflicted, strat addicted ~+~
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Yup. You just repeat what's in the textbook.
If anyone asks you to explain the crap you're saying, you just repeat what you said plus a bunch of irrelevant stuff. Waste as much time as possible answering the question and say it with a really condescending tone. This will discourage students from asking questions.
If a student questions the observations, refer to the model. If a student questions the model, refer to the observations.
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Don't really care 'bout Paris enough to talk about her.
But this is a kickass amish cartoon:
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The most difficult job in the world is goofing off.
You can never take a break.
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Although I appreciate the effort, it should be credited to Jay Leno.
I'm just the reporter.
The original easy job: Maytag repairman.
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The coolest job I've seen is quality control at an amp company like Mesa or Randall. At the end of the line is a guy in a semi soundproof room playing guitar and twiddling knobs and switches all day, before the amps go to the packaging section.
Imagine how much you'd improve as a player, if you were jamming 7 hours per day, 5 days per week!
Last edited by Gearjoneser; 05-19-2007 at 04:39 PM.
Re: Another easy job
OK,
I don't care for the girl, but I am pretty sure that jail won't do anything positive for her. She'll just become more of a babling wreck excuse for a human, and require years of un-ending therapy.
The Judge may be trying to instill some law into her, but I'm pretty sure that sweeping the streets, or working at a downtown soup kitchen would do her more good.
"Well, if I knew I probably had to play this song for the rest of my life, I probably would have written something else! ...But it's too late you're stuck with this one" Joe Walsh on 'Rocky Mountain Way'
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Churchill - "Democracy is the worst form of Government. Except for all the others!"
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No, I'm pretty sure the legalities of public service would prevent that, though I appreciate your angle.
"Well, if I knew I probably had to play this song for the rest of my life, I probably would have written something else! ...But it's too late you're stuck with this one" Joe Walsh on 'Rocky Mountain Way'
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Churchill - "Democracy is the worst form of Government. Except for all the others!"
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I believe in punishment for crimes, so that there is a disincentive for others who would commit the same crime.
People who commit crimes again should be punished again, more severely.
Rehabilitation to me should not be the reason to send someone to prison - though it is in our interests to rehabilitate people so they do not commit further crimes, in order to reduce the tax burden on everyone else who manages to get through their lives without breaking the law.
Let her become a wreck - I'm sure that my punishment for commiting the same crime would have been far more severe, and I doubt I would have been placed on the 'special' wing like she will be.
Sometimes you have to learn the hard way.
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Bass player in Van Halen.
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She could always embark on a life of cr...
TOO LATE!
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You just KNOW, the next thing to hit the net will be...
'Paris Hilton in Jailbird Lesbian Love Tryst!'
"Well, if I knew I probably had to play this song for the rest of my life, I probably would have written something else! ...But it's too late you're stuck with this one" Joe Walsh on 'Rocky Mountain Way'
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Churchill - "Democracy is the worst form of Government. Except for all the others!"
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Hopefully she's in the night-vision video camera section of the jail.
I heard the singer from Sum 41 talking about her, and somebody brought up that he'd slept with her. When asked what it was like, he kinda shrugged his shoulders and said something about being disappointed because her eyes weren't glowing
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