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    Exclamation Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    Not for the faint of heart TRUE story!
























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    Ok, so one of our nurses shows up at a patient's home to find the sister in the room with the patient doing something. Upon examination the nurse finds out the sister is digging out the patient...........with a butterknife.


    Yes, a butterknife....

    So the nurse told her to stop and explains she could perforate the bowel, the patient said that they were uncomfortable from the constipation so the risk was inconsequential.......(ok I worded it more elegantly)


    But a butterknife?

    A butterknife?
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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    DooDooButter.......Knife.

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    She should have let them carry on...
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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    Quote Originally Posted by LSP View Post
    She should have let them carry on...
    Life's a journey, pack a lunch!.

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    I've heard people say, "Cut the crap!", but I never took it literally. Wow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budweiser View Post
    I appreciate that picture it put a on my face!

    Quote Originally Posted by HamerPlyr View Post
    I've heard people say, "Cut the crap!", but I never took it literally. Wow!
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    Feces marmalade is a delicacy in Indonesia.
    Life's a journey, pack a lunch!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Duke View Post
    I appreciate that picture it put a on my face!
    Well, if figured since the new rules took effect, the testosterone level here has been waaay down. I think we needed a boobst, I mean a boost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budweiser View Post
    I think we needed a boobst...
    yes, yes I agree compeletely
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    Haven't they ever heard of a spork? LOL

    This thread is just fine without pics!

    Getting old scares me. I'd be the old man who says "forget the butterknife, gimme my 9mm and a bottle of whiskey."
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    Reminds me of when stuff gets stuck in my butt. I just go to:

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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    Cut the crap was very good. Very quick witted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Boy View Post
    Reminds me of when stuff gets stuck in my butt. I just go to:

    I think that ambulance should make its appearance like the waaahmbulance does.

    Jr's got hemoroids time for....
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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    See what happens when they take away stuff to talk about, even guns.

    Why the hell a butter-knife? A popsicle stick maybe, but a knife?

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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    A butter knife! no sh!t?










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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Haven't they ever heard of a spork? LOL

    This thread is just fine without pics!

    Getting old scares me. I'd be the old man who says "forget the butterknife, gimme my 9mm and a bottle of whiskey."
    But the butterknife would be far less mess than shooting it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by exnihilo View Post
    Why the hell a butter-knife? A popsicle stick maybe, but a knife?

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    Default Re: Don't wait for medical personnel! (bodily humor)

    ive heard the same story at a local hospital, but with a spoon. the elderly tend to get a little desperate in situations like this.

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