Porcelain is my friend

[LesStrat]

Especially today.

[Aceman]

Sorry to hear that man - get well!

[zero element]

Threw a kegger last night eh?

[LesStrat]

I wish it were that simple.

[thespricket]

sound like you need some ginger ale. settle the stomach. ever since i was little thats all i dare drink when im sick.

[JumpMarine]

Get well buddy!

[PFDarkside]

Uh oh! From the entry or exit? Either is horrible, but if it's both, yikes!

[B2D]

Aw maaaaaaan....

[ginormous]

"There is no worse feeling in the world than not knowing which end of your body to point toward the toilet, or when to point it there."
--P. J. O'Rourke

Happened to me, once... bad chinese food. Don't try to tough it out; seek medical attention immediately. Speedy recovery, bro!

[tubeman87]

That sucks, are you sitting or hugging it?

I'd rather sit...at least I can read that way.

[LesStrat]

"There is no worse feeling in the world than not knowing which end of your body to point toward the toilet, or when to point it there."
--P. J. O'Rourke

Don't try to tough it out; seek medical attention immediately.

Nonsense.

It's a belly bug. They pass in 24 (waitaminute...was that another pun?). Paying the doc $90 to tell me to get plenty of rest and sip fluids is a waste of good $$$.

I feel much better today, other than the feeling that someone has been kidney punching me.

FWIW, yes, entry and exit points were involved, but not for that long. I am happy to report that I can now



without fear.

[Naps]

Farting without Fear - I'll keep that in mind for the next "Recomend a Band Name" Thread.

[ginormous]

It's a belly bug. They pass in 24 (waitaminute...was that another pun?). Paying the doc $90 to tell me to get plenty of rest and sip fluids is a waste of good $$$.

Glad to hear you're OK, but between bird flu, botulism, E. Coli, and all the other nasty stuff out there, I'd spend the cash -- "because I'm worth it."

[LesStrat]

After 24, I'd agree. But when the symptoms begin subsiding after the first few hours, it's all about recovery.

Actually, this was a (relatively) mild case. The hard symptoms only lasted a couple of hours, and the first episode was the only one of significance. Then it was the body aches and subsequent weakness. I'm fine today. I ate pizza last night, and leftovers just now.

[H8Red442]

I once threw up so hard it came out the other end too from pushing. That was a mess.