B2D started one of these threads last year, and it was pretty fun. Thought I'd start a new thread in honor of that one. It's been long enough that we've had some new blood come into the fray. Plus, plenty more has happened since.
Here are a few to get things (re)started:
Theodie: "Keep me clear of them there farm animals."
JOLLY: "More milk, please. And this time, make it skim."
Rid: "I don't see what people have against Boss pedals."
Robert S.: "I'm opening a new forum room named 'God, Guns, Government and Girls.'"
Top Jimmy: "Wake me when the VH tour is over."
Skarekrough: "Group hug."
Fire away, kids!