Things your fellow forumites would never ever say. - Part 2

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

B2D started one of these threads last year, and it was pretty fun. Thought I'd start a new thread in honor of that one. It's been long enough that we've had some new blood come into the fray. Plus, plenty more has happened since.

Here are a few to get things (re)started:

Theodie: "Keep me clear of them there farm animals."

JOLLY: "More milk, please. And this time, make it skim."

Rid: "I don't see what people have against Boss pedals."

Robert S.: "I'm opening a new forum room named 'God, Guns, Government and Girls.'"

Top Jimmy: "Wake me when the VH tour is over."

Skarekrough: "Group hug."

Fire away, kids!

- Keith

[Bludave]

XSISSVE.......... I need to change the strings on my Classical

[Vasshu the humanoid typhoon]

B Bent: I will stick to what I have now!
Axl H: I won't change my mind on this.....I am convinced that I am right!
Lew: I bought the new Slipknot album!
Daemon Barbaque: I switched to country, no more distortion.
WFD: I play classical guitar.
Xssive: I'll take that flowered Samick!
WahWah: Gimme that Jackson strat!

[JumpMarine]

Hoss-New stuff sucks!!!
Curly-Hi, my name is Curly and I hate guitars.
Lew-I'm going to sell it all and buy a Triple Rectifier!

[Budweiser]

ratherdashing: "Canada sucks!!!"

[Tor]

Gearjoneser: 'I couldn't be happier with my Squier Affinity Strat straight into the Marshall MG-15 '

Mattt: 'I hate fighting, so primitive..'

Rainmaker: 'Members who have good-lookin' girls in their avatars are just a bunch of losers.'

BigAlTheThird: 'Life is just crap (rambling on everything that is bad).'

Seymour Duncan: 'Screw that, I like the stock pickups in my son's Squier!'

KGMESSIER: 'The Beatles must be, like, the worst band ever.'

Pierre: 'French>English.'

Virtual Kevorkian: 'Can someone think of any music that suck more Opeth and Devin Townsend??'

Theodie: 'Dude, that's gross!!'

Skarekrough: 'I like to keep my sentences simple.'

tone4days: 'Education and career is meaningless.'

Lew: 'I've got a serious GAS for a 7-string axe now, just feeling for ripping some Meshuggah riffs these days.'

Wahwah: 'Thank God, I am happy I just live a standard life at the office!'

[jeremy]

kgmessier: ya know, i dont care if the socks win. if the rockies play hard they deserve it

[tubeman87]

Cream123: "Yeah, I'll take the Sunburst Les Paul......."

Matt: "Big Al.....your my best friend in the entire world..."

H8red442: "I hate Computers!!!!!!!!!...And while I'm at it, pointy guitars suck ass!"

Jerryjg : " I love everything about women.....they can do noooo wrong."

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

jerryjg: "I'm 49 years old."

[Gearjoneser]

Les Strat - South of Heaven is the best Slayer album by far.

Theodie - I never look at my poop before I flush

Artie - How do I know which battery terminal is positive?

Lew - The Livewires sound so rad in my blood splatter ESP

RID - The best tone I've gotten is a LP/Fulltone OCD/Deluxe Reverb.

Zerb - Even slow and stupid people deserve patience and respect.

Bigal - I just came back from a Greenpeace Convention and got Al Gore and Nelson Mandela's autograph.

Jolly - Gibson's QC issues has depressed me enough to sell my collection.

Guy Who Invented Fire - Review of my new Randall Warhead stack PICS!!!

Tone? - A local Greek guy loaned me his Musicman Axis, and said "pay me later"

Big Black - Indy music sucks like a gay honeymoon.

Ratherdashing - Canada would be so much better with a President like the US has.

Skarekrough - Bill O'Reilly is SO much more on the money than Bill Hicks.

T4D - I wish you nothing but pain and suffering for an agonizing eternity.

Jeremy - I'm the new guitarist for the Disneyworld Jamboree band. I dress like Winnie the Pooh!

B2D - My whole band is posing naked for the cover of our newest CD.

Daemon BBQ - I just stomped on my cat, skinned it, and will cook it up on my BBQ tonight.

KMessier - Korn is so much more original than The Beatles.....better songs too.

TheChris - I sold off my gear, since the Line 6 Variax can do it all.

[JOLLY]

jerryjg: "I'm 49 years old."

I almost fell out of my chair.

[Gr8Scott]

Theodie - The JB is the single greatest pickup ever crafted.

Gearjoneser - Which pickups go best in a first act guitar running through a gorilla amp?

Lew - BC Rich RULEZ!!

LeStrat - I totally dig teh metalz!

XSSIVE - Aesthetics don't matter so I tung oiled all my guitars after stripping all the paint off.

Brisk - I hate cabbage.

DemonBBQ - If animals weren't meant to be eaten, they wouldn't be made of meat.

Jolly - You should really hear my new strat. It sounds so clean and sparkly.

HotSexj - I am the king of my castle and no woman is gonna tell me what to do!

Roberto - Gloss is on me!

Butch - Man do I ever crave the sharp pointy lines of an ibanez iceman right now...

Bbent - Tele's are for liberals!

T4D -

ScottF - Tech devices are for geeks!

TGWIF - Guitar plugged directly into amp is the only way to go.

[Gearjoneser]

Wattage - The only band worse than Girlschool is Cheap Trick

Budweiser - Hey guys, let's pick up some wine coolers, then go to art museums this Sat.

Puckboy - I've been lying. I don't own any amps...they're pics I got from the Gearpage.

JumpMarine - What's spinning lately is Kanye West, Erasure, and Ashlee Simpson.

Aceman - No, I'm not the dorky fan that was featured on Gene Simmons TV show!

Twin Reverb - Here's a link to my sources of information.

Danglybanger - No, I wasn't molested as a young teen by David Hasselhoff, behind a dumpster at an autograph signing.

Rainmaker - It wasn't me that stalked all those women, tied them up, and made them listen to Operation Mindcrime!

DrewHalfEmpty - Gimme a Jackson and a TSL100, and I'll shred your face off!

[idsnowdog]

Jolly - Nothing for me tonight... I am the designated driver!

[theodie]

jerryjg: "I'm 49 years old."

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

BAWHAHAHAHAHA!

[theodie]

Twin Reverb - Here's a link to my sources of information.

Bawhahahahahahahaha.


THis thread is killing me.

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

Gearjoneser: "If the Roman Colosseum can remain a fixture for two millennia, so can my avatar."

Sosomething: "i forgit it an dthe thing wuz becuz i had 4 it, u are prolly needs tha pikup...k?"

tone4days: "Nothin' says lovin' like me, my wife, and a couple a ho's."

barbarianbrute: "My bad. I'm a flower."

Virtual Kevorkian: "I often think of drums as the 'optional track' on most of my recordings. I just loop it, set it and forget it."

Simon_F: "Color me Fender!"

[Rich_T]

Simon_F: "Color me Fender!"

You're right, he would say "Colour me Fender!"

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

HAHAHAHAHA

Good point. You can really hear the "u" if you listen closely, too.

[Skarekrough]

I've been mentioned on here WAY more than I feel good about.