That's not a knife, this is a knife....

[XSSIVE]

and a...

1. 2.5” 60% Serrated locking blade
2. Nail file, nail cleaner
3. Corkscrew
4. Adjustable pliers with wire crimper and cutter
5. Removable screwdriver bit adapter
6. 2.5” Blade for Official World Scout Knife
7. Spring-loaded, locking needle-nose pliers with wire cutter
8. Removable screwdriver bit holder
9. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
10. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
11. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
12. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
13. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
14. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
15. Magnetized recessed bit holder
16. Double-cut wood saw with ruler (inch & cm)
17. Bike chain rivet setter, removable 5m allen wrench, screwdriver for slotted and Phillips head screws
18. Removable tool for adjusting bike spokes, 10m hexagonal key for nuts
19. Removable 4mm curved allen wrench with Phillips head screwdriver
20. Removable 10mm hexagonal key
21. Patented locking Phillips head screwdriver
22. Universal wrench
23. Laser pointer with 300 ft. range
24. 1.65” Clip point utility blade
25. Metal saw, metal file
26. 4 mm allen wrench
27. 2.5” blade
28. Fine metal file with precision screwdriver
29. Double-cut wood saw
30. Cupped cigar cutter with double-honed edges
31. 12/20-Gauge choke tube tool
32. Watch caseback opening tool
33. Snap shackle
34. Telescopic pointer
35. Compass, straight edge, ruler (in./cm)
36. Mineral crystal magnifier with precision screwdriver
37. 2.4” Springless scissors with serrated, self-sharpening design
38. Shortix key
39. Flashlight
40. Fish scaler, hook disgorger, line guide
41. Micro tool holder
42. Micro tool adapter
43. Micro scraper-straight
44. Reamer
45. Fine fork for watch spring bars
46. Pin punch 1.2 mm
47. Pin punch .8 mm
48. Round needle file
49. Removable tool holder with expandable receptacle
50. Removable tool holder
51. Multi-purpose screwdriver
52. Flat Phillips head screwdriver
53. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
54. Spring loaded, locking flat nose nose-pliers with wire cutter
55. Phillips head screwdriver bit 0
56. Phillips head screwdriver bit 1
57. Phillips head screwdriver bit 2
58. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.5 mm x 3.5 mm
59. Flat head screwdriver bit 0.6 mm x 4.0 mm
60. Flat head screwdriver bit 1.0 mm x 6.5 mm
61. Can opener
62. Phillips head screwdriver
63. 2.5” Clip point blade
64. Golf club face cleaner
65. 2.4” Round tip blade
66. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, can opener
67. Golf shoe spike wrench
68. Golf divot repair tool
69. Micro straight-curved
70. Special tool holder
71. Phillips head screwdriver 1.5mm
72. Screwdriver 1.2 mm
73. Screwdriver .8 mm
74. Mineral crystal magnifier, fork for watch spring bars, small ruler
75. Removable screwdriver bit holder
76. Magnetized recessed bit holder
77. Tire tread gauge
78. Reamer/awl
79. Patented locking screwdriver, cap lifter, wire stripper
80. Special Key
81. Toothpick
82. Tweezers
83. Adapter
84. Key ring
85. Second key ring



A behemoth of a knife!
We know what you're probably thinking about this product - isn't this something that ThinkGeek should be launching in very early April (like, say, April 1st)? Yes, we have a reputation for such things, but this knife is real and was created by Wenger to celebrate 100 years of innovation.

This unique special edition knife contains all 85 tools currently produced by Wenger (Maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife). These 85 tools can be used in over 100 functions and it's the World's Largest Swiss Army Knife. It's not exactly going to win any awards for lightest, smallest or most efficient tool but it probably will win you the title "King of All Gadgets". And even though this knife is a monster, weighing almost 3 pounds, don't worry - it does have a key ring so you can carry it on a belt loop.

* Contains an incredible 85 tools built into a single knife [list]
* Manufactured by Wenger (Maker of the Genuine Swiss Army Knife)
* Special edition knife, perfect for collectors
* Comes packaged in Wenger box [view]
* Weight: 2 lbs, 11 ounces
* Dimensions: 8.75" wide
* Lifetime warranty






yes it's real...but sadly it's $999 or i'd buy one just to sit on my desk and laugh at how silly it was LOL.

-Mike

[3'scompany]

Yikes...

And that title just made me think of Dave Chappelle

[WhoFan]

Jezz.... i love Swiss Army Knifes..... i have a few small ones with a few tools on it..... maybe if i duct tape them together.... ha ha ha ha....

my 25 year old Swiss Army Knife's blade has never needed sharpening and it's still good... they used some good metal in those things... I have saddly misplaced that old one last year sometime.... i know it's here some where.... i bought a few new ones as back ups... come in handy at work

[XSSIVE]

you thought of Dave Chappelle when you read that??? that's one of the most famous lines from Crocodile Dundee, don't taint that with images of Chapelle.

-Mike

[3'scompany]

you thought of Dave Chappelle when you read that??? that's one of the most famous lines from Crocodile Dundee, don't taint that with images of Chapelle.

-Mike

Hahaha. I know where it came from. It was during a part of one of Chappelle's shows he made reference to that. And as far as I'm concerned, Chappelle > Croc. Dundee. Go ahead, flame me. Chappelle is awesome.

[XSSIVE]

Croc is just silly fun and a classic no matter how silly it was. as for Chappelle, he just got old real fast to me. he's not bad, just nothing all that amazing either. i'm not bashing, just yawning LOL.

-Mike

[PFDarkside]

Yikes. That's like the 600W Crate, most would say "just because you can doesn't mean you have to". I say "If you can, do it".

Hey Mike, do you mind checking out my Superstrat thread in the Guitar Shop? I know you've built a Charvel or 17 over the years. You probably have a pretty good idea of what works and what doesn't regarding woods, pickups, etc...

[XSSIVE]

i replied there about your super strat ideas.

-Mike

[jerryjg]

An Antennnae? hahahah! Actually it should have been made to interlock in three parts, and it would have been more functional.

[Gearjoneser]

It's also a home security system, because you could set it on the floor just inside your front door.

[JOLLY]

But it has no roach clip