Re: You Know You're In A Lame Band When----
The new guy in the band starts critiquing EVERYONE'S fashion sense and saying that guitars are NOT fashionable anymore.
The drummer only knows a couple beats and ONE tempo
On a gig, the bassist, after ONE BEER, forgets nearly ALL his parts and you have to call out chord names to him (this actually happened, it was THE LONGEST 40 minutes I ever spent on stage, I quit that band not long after).
Hoo Hooooo Hooo Hoooooooo
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Re: You Know You're In A Lame Band When----
the banjo player gets laid every gig
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Originally Posted by Mincer
How about all 3? And the pics were taken by the lead singer's wife, so no punching throats!!!
Last edited by ginormous; 03-29-2008 at 09:33 PM.
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Oh my god. The unholy trinity. That is outstanding.
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The bass player insists that P Diddy's version of Kashmir was better.
Gawd, I need to get away from these idiots.
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Your band name appears second on the marquee…just below "Puppet Show."
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Ooooh! Me thinks she's a lady of low morals!
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Now that's just soooooooooooooooooooo wrong!
"Well, if I knew I probably had to play this song for the rest of my life, I probably would have written something else! ...But it's too late you're stuck with this one" Joe Walsh on 'Rocky Mountain Way'
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That might be grounds for justifiable homicide.
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I'd vote for acquittal!
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