"with the table?".....lol...and I thought I was a freak. That sounds like something Quagmire would do.
Leave him alone, it was his own picnic table. It's not like he was getting it on with some random picnic tables in the park or something.
Was he having sex with the umbrella stand?
I just realized I'm using way too much mental energy trying to figure out how exactly a man has sex with a picnic table.
Seriously, it's baffling me. It's like one of those logic puzzles.
How did he have sex with a picnic table? He used his woodpecker...
Well that's just F-ed up.
J. 'Moose' Kahrs
Between January and March? Indoors and out? Was his blowup doll cheating on him with the hallway coat rack?
""Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch, Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the decision." Unknown Author
Was it really necessary to post his mugshot?
They should arrest the peeping Tom who videotaped it.
Romans 3:23; 6:23; 5:8; 10:13; 10:9-10
^4realz. Who would be willing to video this guy waxing his table?
Ok so I think we've come to an agreement on this. It's perfectly alright for a responsible adult to have sex with the hole in the top of their picnic table so long as they don't get caught and the table agrees to it.
dm.lj (I write songs--updated 10/8/09)
Last edited by ginormous; 03-28-2008 at 11:10 PM.
What kind of world do we live in where a man can't have sex with his picnic table without getting arrested?
This town needs an enema!
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