This Girl is Probably Psycho

[Empty Pockets]

But she's pretty cool, has connections to famous rock people (Wayne Static's top friend on myspace...hahaha) and has long purple dreads and is really hot to boot. Thing is, she's probably psycho and wants me to change things about how i live my life.

I'm really disputing this guys. I don't wanna change for some woman just cuz i think it'd be a good career move but...............i really need to improve my career hahaha plus what if some real feelings are created? I would lose my player status!!

So what's a young thug to do? oh and i'll post a pic of her if you guys need to judge just how hot of a girl i'm talkin here.

[krankguitarist]

Eh?

[theboatcandream]

Maybe you shouldn't think about whether or not you should take advice from a woman, and instead you should try to figure out whether or not it was good advice.

Just a thought.

[Animal]

What kind of changes are we talkin' about?

[theboatcandream]

Wait, I just noticed he called himself a thug...

[Rainmaker]

Well, you gotta post it...

[jeremy]

ttiuwop

[guitfiddle]

Bob Marley would be rolling in his grave...If she's been around that many rock stars, she probably has something worse than purple dreadlocks. Something you can't wash off with soap...

[Rich_T]

Bob Marley would be rolling in his grave...If she's been around that many rock stars, she probably has something worse than purple dreadlocks. Something you can't wash off with soap...

Ha ha.

[Rich_T]

(Wayne Static's top friend on myspace...hahaha)

That's what set my alarm bells ringing. He was in a band with a rapist right? A god-awful band at that.

[The Golden Boy]

He's the dude with the metal "Kid 'n Play" haircut, right?

[Skarekrough]

Psycho or not....whatsitmatter?

Are you looking for a long-term committed and caring relationship where you can sit around and watch the Dawsons Creek Box Set together....

[Ken]

Are you looking for a long-term committed and caring relationship where you can sit around and watch the Dawsons Creek Box Set together....

And really, isn't that what every man wants?

[The Golden Boy]

Psycho or not....whatsitmatter?

Are you looking for a long-term committed and caring relationship where you can sit around and watch the Dawsons Creek Box Set together....

Is that the one with Jennifer Love Hewitt?

I'm not caught up on all my 90s TV shows.

[KoreanGuitarMan]

The tried and tested "Smile & Nod" technique, coupled with the "Yes, Dear" technique usually works wonders.

[Empty Pockets]

You guys are right. I'ma go get that dawson's creek DVD right now/.

[newking70]

Wait, I just noticed he called himself a thug...

yup, he's thugin.

[ginormous]

IMO, to a greater or lesser degree, all women have what I call the "stray puppy" syndrome.

"Oh, look! He's so cute... all by himself, all alone. I'm gonna take him home, and feed him, and tie a cute pink ribbon around his head, and teach him to sit, and he can be my partner at tea parties, and help me with my E-Z-Bake oven, and..."

If it's all about the connections, then keep walkin'. I had somebody try and manipulate me like that, but I realized I'd be nothing more than a toy, and my self-esteem was too strong for that .

edit: If it's all about the punani, don't stress. There's always hotties around. Work on your guitar skills, write your songs (if so inclined) and maintain your physical appearance, and they'll find you. If Bret Michaels and Flava Flav can get VH1 to franchise the building of their harems for 2 or 3 seasons of international broadcast, then you shouldn't have any problems.

edit2: Post the pic, but if she's already letting you take photos of her, she's working her game on you: "Oh, you'll remember me. This picture will have you 'dancing with yourself' before the day is through. This I vow before all my head voices... you will remember me!!!"

edit3: True players never acknowledge themselves as such. Actions speak.

[jeremy]

You guys are right. I'ma go get that dawson's creek DVD right now/.

oh lord please dont. i had to revoke my buddys man card permanently when he spoke of buying such a thing. wheres the pic of this purple headed wonder?

[drew_half_empty]

yeah dude theres gotta be a visual, put pics up

heres the thing, if she's hot, just lie to her & be all like "yeah i stopped smokin" or whatever she wants & then you can tag her a few times

then, in like a month, be all like "yeah, i started again, and its cause you're not trying hard enough in this relationship" which is like cryptonite to anything with tits, so she'll start doin whatever the hell you want her to

and then after a few weeks of that, they just get kind of pathetic & you really don't wanna be around em anymore, so then you can break up with her

and still be the same person the whole time

Plus, girls like dudes who are taken, so you can most likely leave her for her hotter friend who may not even want to change you

find a flaw in that plan. Seriously.