So I was driving on the right lane and suddenly a bloated old cop jumps out in the road. I quickly slid into the next lane behind another car to avoid running him over and causing a pile up behind me!
Then the SOB pulls me over into a parking lot and gives me a speeding ticket plus a ticket for illegal lane change and another for following too closely! So the truth is I was speeding! I didn't contest that. But I told the fat SOB that it was because of him that I had to swerve into the other lane! If he didn't roll out into the middle of the darn lane...
So I complained to him but he ignored my pleas. Then he told me "gee youre the best customer I had all day" as he hobbled his fat ass back to his car. Then I said "yes you're a real gem yourself."
So I pulled out and started down the declined exit ramp of the parking lot and my front tires spun a little. Seconds later the lights were on behind me coming like a bat out of hell! He pulls me over again and gave me ticket for squealing my tires and no display of front license plate! I said I have my license plate on the back and the front plate is right here!
The plastic license plate frame broke and but I kept the license plate in my back seat until the replacement frame came in mail. He still ticketed me for it. I was like "I drive a compact car with front wheel drive! What do you expect at an angle on a downhill slope? How much is my little car really going to squeal?"
I hate cops! I'm have to hire a lawyer now because its like 2000.00 in penalties! Cops suck!