I can't stop wondering in all this....what the hell is a jalapeno popper fart?
I know what you're saying, but your post is from the head. If I had the cash, say if I won a million on the lottery or something like that, I'd think from the heart. It'd be Gibson Les Paul's and USA Jacksons all the way.
That kind of, sentimental, emotional feeling is what the big companies rely on. It makes them millions every year - just look how fast the Gibson Slash model sold out. You can't tell me it's much better than the Epiphone version. But rich dudes will pay for the Gibson version just because HE PLAYS ONE and it's a Gibson.
The fact they won't play it, so it sits in a cupboard earning money, is by-the-by.