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  1. 05-11-2008, 05:08 AM #1
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    Last edited by Jonny R; 05-13-2008 at 12:07 AM. Reason: Oops....hope you all ate some liver as recommended.
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    can't see it bro....nice
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    Quote Originally Posted by KGMESSIER View Post
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    Somebody call a mohel?
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasguitarslinger View Post

    Somebody call a mohel?
    LMAO!

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    "Come an' listen to the story 'bout a man named Ivan, poor mountaineer barely kept his fam'ly thrivin'..."

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    The F$#% did you say about my borscht?
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    The F$#% did you say about my borscht?
    FTW hahahahaha
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    OOPS. Fixed now, but at least the hijack was fun...
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    MIDLAND, MI -- Chet McCluskey breathes a sigh of relief as his Zammo 2000 motor scooter runs out of gas a split
    second before careening into the hood of his friend's car. McCluskey was stranded in midair on the fuel-less scooter for
    almost three hours before rescuers were able to pull him down. The 26-year-old daredevil halfwit was available for
    comment only after being lured in by Chronicle reporting staff with a small box of stale Twinkies.
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    FAIL
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    Quote Originally Posted by KGMESSIER View Post
    MIDLAND, MI -- Chet McCluskey breathes a sigh of relief as his Zammo 2000 motor scooter runs out of gas a split
    second before careening into the hood of his friend's car. McCluskey was stranded in midair on the fuel-less scooter for
    almost three hours before rescuers were able to pull him down.     The 26-year-old daredevil halfwit was available for
    comment only after being lured in by Chronicle reporting staff with a small box of stale Twinkies.

    ROFLMFAO-

    And I don't think my co-workers are happy with all this rolling about I'm doing.

    Brilliant, Keith- sometimes the blatantly obvious is the furthest thing from our minds.
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