Just got a chain letter...

[krankguitarist]

and wanted to see if you astute homies out there can pick out the "eh?" moments . These things are hilarious. My freakin boss sent me this one.

ABOUT
MONEY

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY A HOUSE,
BUT NOT A HOME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY A CLOCK,
BUT NOT TIME.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY A BED,
BUT NOT SLEEP.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY A BOOK, BUT
NOT KNOWLEDGE.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
SEE A DOCTOR,
BUT NOT GOOD HEALTH.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY A POSITION,
BUT NOT RESPECT.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY BLOOD,
BUT NOT LIFE.

WITH MONEY YOU CAN
BUY SEX,
BUT NOT LOVE.

THIS CHINESE PROVERB
BRINGS LUCK.
IT ORIGINATED FROM
THE NETHERLANDS.

THIS PROVERB
HAS GONE AROUND
THE WORLD 8 TIMES.
NOW IT IS YOUR TURN
TO HAVE GOOD LUCK
ONCE YOU HAVE
RECEIVED IT.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

YOUR LUCK
WILL ARRIVE BY MAIL
OR VIA
THE INTERNET

SEND A COPY TO THE PEOPLE WHO REALLY NEED LUCK. DO NOT SEND MONEY, BECAUSE YOU CANNOT BUY LUCK, AND DO NOT KEEP IT FOR MORE THAN 4 DAYS.

ONE MAN, GOT HIS FIRST COPY OF THE PROVERB
IN 1953 AND ASKED
HIS SECRETARY
TO MAKE HIM __ COPIES.

NINE HOURS LATER HE WON $99 MILLION IN THE LOTTERY IN HIS COUNTRY.

AN EMPLOYEE OF HIS RECEIVED THE SAME
CARD, BUT DID NOT
FORWARD IT.
A FEW DAYS LATER
HE LOST HIS JOB.
AFTER THAT, HE CHANGED HIS MIND, SENT IT, AND BECAME RICH.

IN 1967, ANOTHER MAN
GOT THE PROVERB;
HE LAUGHED ABOUT IT
AND DISCARDED IT.
A FEW DAYS LATER
HIS SON GOT SICK.
THE MAN LOOKED FOR THE NOTE, MADE 20 COPIES, AND SENT THEM. NINE DAYS LATER, HE GOT GOOD NEWS: HIS SON WAS SAFE AND SOUND.

THIS CARD HAS BEEN SENT BY
ANTHONY DE CROUD,
A MISSIONARY
IN SOUTH AFRICA.

BEFORE 96 HOURS
PASS YOU BY,
YOU SHOULD FORWARD THIS MESSAGE
TO __ OTHER PEOPLE.

THIS CARD HAS JUST BEEN SENT TO YOU FOR
GOOD LUCK.

NOW LUCK IS FINALLY
AT YOUR DOOR.

SEND __ COPIES TO ACQUAINTANCES, FRIENDS, AND FAMILY.

ONE DAY LATER YOU WILL GET GOOD NEWS
OR A NICE SURPRISE.

I SENT THIS CARD EXPECTING IT TO GO AROUND THE WORLD.

SEND ONLY __ COPIES
AND EXPECT
GOOD TIDINGS
TO ARRIVE
IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS.

[Blue Calx]

-POND OF HAPPINESS-
Throw some rupees in and your wishes will surely come true.
Do you want to throw rupees?

> Throw a few
Don't feel like it

How many rupees will you toss?

05 Rupees
> 20 Rupees

I will make your wish come true.

I want to carry more bombs
> I want to carry more arrows

Then I will increase your carrying ability so you can carry a maximum of 35 arrows.

This is just a small happiness I can give to you.

[Blue_Fingers_Jay]

THIS CHINESE PROVERB
BRINGS LUCK.
IT ORIGINATED FROM
THE NETHERLANDS.

With money you can buy a trip to The Netherlands
But not see the great wall of China

[ImmortalSix]

You have my vote for worst thread ever