There Was A Massacre In My Neighborhood Last Night

[J Moose]

Those cats look quite guilty...

The eyes.

I'm allergic to cats... occasionally I meet one I can get along with.

Keep our distance & all is well... I'll even feed 'em!

Really more of a dog person.

[d1dsj]

Oh Jolly man, I hope you don't let them in your bedroom.... there's gonna be some SERIOUS fur balls and bits and pieces waiting there for you bro!

[Luís]

What he didn't find are all the dead dogs lol

[Stratman]

Jolly - It that an acoustic guitar case you got laying there?

[Will S-T]

Jolly, your "Masters" are just being gracious and allowing you to feast
on the kill, that's the way cat's think.... be grateful, they love you!

My two, Garlic and Onoins (long story, but I told the kids I'd cook them up
if they didn't look after them....hence their names!) regularly make offerings,
but the bird heads are usually half eaten and there is no meat left on the
wings or other offerings. At least they pay their rent...according to them!

[JB_From_Hell]

Cat's are amazing.

I dig cats for the same reason I dig snakes: even in "captivity", they're still every bit as efficient as they were in nature. Jolly, you feed your cat all sorts of stuff, way better than he can catch, but he still goes out killing stuff.

I also really admire how either a snake or a cat could have lived it's entire life as a pet, get turned loose, and adapt back to being a wild animal in no time.

[Jonny R]

It's times like this you realise they're only nice to you because you're so much bigger than them.

[JOLLY]

Jolly - It that an acoustic guitar case you got laying there?

Yeah, that's my 30th anniversary Taylor 314ce.

[Hoss]

First of all..."genocide safari" is freaking hilarious!!!

secondly

I think those two cats are gay for each other.

that made me laugh sooooooooo hard!!!

[JOLLY]

Jolly, you feed your cat all sorts of stuff, way better than he can catch, but he still goes out killing stuff.

I also really admire how either a snake or a cat could have lived it's entire life as a pet, get turned loose, and adapt back to being a wild animal in no time.

That's the thing that trips me out as well. These cats eat better than I do it seems. Like you say, they still dig hunting.

[LesStrat]

Accessory after the fact...along with the rest of us, thanks to you.