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    Default here's a headline you don't see every day: "Gerbil blamed for teen's car crash"

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    "The accident happened in Springville, Utah when a 17-year-old girl veered off the road trying to wrangle her gerbil, who had escaped from its cage. The teen's car hit a truck that was on the side of the road getting a battery jump from another truck. The impact pushed the first truck into the second truck, pinning the legs of a woman who was standing between them. Her leg was broken as was the leg of her co-worker, who had stopped to help her. The teen and the gerbil were unhurt."

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    Default Re: here's a headline you don't see every day: "Gerbil blamed for teen's car crash"

    Armageddon!

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    Default Re: here's a headline you don't see every day: "Gerbil blamed for teen's car crash"

    Those ****ed gerbils - they're the cause of everything these days. It's like they're out to destroy the world.
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