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    Default Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me

    I mean how many hot chicks can congregate in one place? Surely it is a plot to break me down, destroy my will, and make me suffer.

    Went to Target on my lunch hour - I've got material for weeks now.
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    Default Re: Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me

    Costco on Barrett has many hot mommies.
    Chuck Schumer is an *******.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bones View Post
    Costco on Barrett has many hot mommies.
    tell me about it. and they all come out when I'm with my wife and kids. oh, that's when they like to really taunt. smiles, hair flips, you name it - the gloves come off when they know you're in a bind.
    Enter the Dankatorium

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    Default Re: Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me

    Come to our Costco. That'll fix it

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    Default Re: Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me

    Come take a walk through a local Walmart, that will cure you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lpmarshall View Post
    Come take a walk through a local Walmart, that will cure you.
    Heh Heh. Just hang around the pork rind and sweatpants aisles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sludgenutz View Post
    Heh Heh. Just hang around the pork rind and sweatpants aisles.
    Wait, they sell other stuff there?

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    Starbucks, on Academy and Austin Bluffs in Colorado Springs, Colorado.

    No man can leave this place without walking kinda funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sludgenutz View Post
    Heh Heh. Just hang around the pork rind and sweatpants aisles.
    gross
    Enter the Dankatorium

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    The Sink in Boulder is like that...there's 9 Sororities behind there and the CU campus is a block away...when the weather's warm I'd swear some of those girls paint their clothes on!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitfiddle View Post
    The Sink in Boulder is like that...there's 9 Sororities behind there and the CU campus is a block away...when the weather's warm I'd swear some of those girls paint their clothes on!!
    I keep asking where one applies to get a job like, "Hot chick clothing painter" but no luck thus far.

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    Everytime I walk through Walmart, I'm astounded by some of those families.....

    It's like a breeding ground of god's mistakes. I see some doozies in there! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Everytime I walk through Walmart, I'm astounded by some of those families.....

    It's like a breeding ground of god's mistakes. I see some doozies in there! LOL
    Ain't it funny that no matter what area of the country you're in, and no matter ho cosmopolitan it seems, as soon as you go into a Walmart, there they are: Walmart folks.
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    Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me
    I thought for sure you had a small business when I read the title of the thread.

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    Default Re: Target and Costco were sent here to destroy me

    IDK about your Wal-Marts but there are hotties in there all the time. Sure there are the nastys in there too. Since I'm there 12 hours a day I guess I just see more of them. We are a lake/college store and hotties come in with their bikinis on, oh my. I sent two very hot blondes to jail yesterday for shoplifiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DankStar View Post
    I mean how many hot chicks can congregate in one place? Surely it is a plot to break me down, destroy my will, and make me suffer.

    Went to Target on my lunch hour - I've got material for weeks now.
    you think its that bad I work at target as a security guard and watch the doors all day for work....yeeks

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