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    Default Considering adding a new band member....

    I don't know what do you guys think?


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    Default Re: Considering adding a new band member....

    Hell Yeah?
    Shwnngg?
    Still prefer the Gibby?
    bass player has allready an orgasm?
    Woah ,Warhammer online got real?

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    Default Re: Considering adding a new band member....

    Quote Originally Posted by Wattage View Post
    I don't know what do you guys think?

    Yeah, it always seems like a good idea at first but then she will make sure you understand that she has a mind of her own and that any and all fantasies that were running through your mind when you brought her into the fold were exclusive to you and your buddies. In short she will take your band and squeeze the life right out of it leaving nothing but smoking carnage of what used to be.

    Go for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasguitarslinger View Post
    Yeah, it always seems like a good idea at first but then she will make sure you understand that she has a mind of her own and that any and all fantasies that were running through your mind when you brought her into the fold were exclusive to you and your buddies. In short she will take your band and squeeze the life right out of it leaving nothing but smoking carnage of what used to be.

    Go for it.
    That's pretty much how everything goes around here anyway

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasguitarslinger View Post
    In short she will take your band and squeeze the life right out of it leaving nothing but smoking carnage of what used to be.
    Yeah, but what a way to go! Get her a rack-of-doom (and I'm not talking about for the guitar) and you are good to go!!!!

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    Wait have you guys ever seen my old bands promo vid from back in the day speaking of rack of doom!

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    yes! heres to supplementing band income with 1$ bills

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    Default Re: Considering adding a new band member....

    Need bigger better pics to make an accurate judgment.

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    For a groupie or can she sing?

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    Default Re: Considering adding a new band member....

    Quote Originally Posted by DLT View Post
    For a groupie or can she sing?
    **** we just want her to stand there!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wattage View Post
    **** we just want her to stand there!
    yes, but she gets in the way of the drummer. How does he feel about it?

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    That looks like a Detroit Red Wing tattoo on her hip, if it is she's a keeper!
    What am I saying she's a keeper anyhow!

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    My drummer would much rather see her ass than my singer's anyday heehee!

    I think she's Russian so I would imagine she likes hockey.



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    Tongue Hockey!

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    Who's the guy in pic #2? The "rock accountant" thing with the eyeglasses doesn't work for me.

    As for the "Leather Tuscaderos", Nashville [P-word] does it better.

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    I'm the guy with the glasses, not much choice on that if I want to see ;-)

    The girls are just dancers from the club having a little fun, they don't know how to do anything it's just a goof.

    BTW who pissed in your corn flakes?

    The chicks in Nashville Pussy kick the crap out of just about any others I have ever seen in a band, the singer is usually so stoned he drags it down hard to balance them out. It's a shame too because Ruyder is like Angus and Ted Nugent on speed and she gets "zero" props from the Guitar community.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DLT View Post
    yes, but she gets in the way of the drummer. How does he feel about it?
    Man F the drummer's view, he's just made of sawdust and feathers, he ain't got no feelings.

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    More cowbell?
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    Here's the problem:
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