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    Cool A Hillbillies Stupid Wife

    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the breeze.
    1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '


    2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'


    1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'


    2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new
    fangled warshin ' machines!'


    1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'


    2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'


    3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together!
    I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found
    6 condoms in thar.'


    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'


    3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin the breeze.
    1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '


    2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'


    1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'


    2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new
    fangled warshin ' machines!'


    1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?'


    2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'


    3rd Hillbilly says: 'That ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together!
    I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found
    6 condoms in thar.'


    1st and 2nd Hillbillies say: 'Well, what's so dumb about that?'


    3rd Hillbilly says: 'She ain't got no pecker.'

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    Default Re: A Hillbillies Stupid Wife

    Ha ha ha ha ha ha
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    Default Re: A Hillbillies Stupid Wife

    hahaha, that was pretty funny

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    Zuhahahahahahaha.Thanx!

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