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    Unhappy Jolly done left us for porn

    Jolly, stop sending me video of you in your amateur porn movies by phone.

    Yeah, it's true. Jolly's got a new life away from us. Homemade porn.
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    Default Re: Jolly done left us for porn

    ahahahah i just got it too.

    "yeaaaah... there ya go"

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    At least tell me there are no farm animals...
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    Jolly is hilarious. He called me up once when I was in Manila and we had a great chat. I don't think he'll remember it though...wasn't too long after his operation.

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    Default Re: Jolly done left us for porn

    What's up with Jolly? What did I miss?

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    You missed about 4 videos. Imagine my surprise, standing in line at the grocery store, opening his video message, and seeing Jolly gettin down!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ayrton View Post
    At least tell me there are no farm animals...
    or no small woodland creatures!

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    I bet its midget porn! He said that the wizard of oz was his favorite movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by louthunder View Post
    or no small woodland creatures!
    Alright Randy! You know I eat those things!

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    Do I really want to request a clip from him? Is the chic at least hot? Tell me his butt isn't hairy. Tell me we don't even see his butt...It is a chic in the film, isn't it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aceman View Post
    Do I really want to request a clip from him? Is the chic at least hot? Tell me his butt isn't hairy. Tell me we don't even see his butt...It is a chic in the film, isn't it?
    thanks for the mental picture......
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    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Default Re: Jolly done left us for porn

    My goal in life.

    To be an internet porn star!

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    I think we all have that friend we expect to see on internet porn. You Robert, are not it. Jerry, while I'm sure is on some vid site somewhere, has not been seen by me because that stuff is often monitored by the FBI and I find it morally reprehensible. Unlike MILF's gone wild...

    What do you think Jolly's porn name is?

    I think he went Hindu: Getima Jolis

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert S. View Post
    My goal in life.

    To be an internet porn star!
    i hear midget porn is pretty big right now.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by newking70 View Post
    i hear midget porn is pretty big right now.

    Oxymoron alert! Oxymoron alert!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robert S. View Post
    My goal in life.

    To be an internet porn star!
    Step 1: Get a cup.

    Step 3: Biiiig profits!

    Unfortunately the terms of service prevent me from informing you of what "Step 2" is.

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    LMAO. He called me last night about 10:30. I was laid up with a chick, and he wanted me to send him a few pics of that. He also told me about sendin' that to you Joe! I died laughin". He would have sent it to me, but I had dropped my cell in the lake when I broke my leg. I'm kind of glad I did now.



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    Jolly called me like around 2 am this morning while I was in bed.

    I am to call him back. I hope this is all just a joke and not real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLT View Post
    Jolly called me like around 2 am this morning while I was in bed.

    I am to call him back. I hope this is all just a joke and not real.
    Have you got a cell phone that receives video messages? You can see the Shockah yourself!! LMAO
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    Have you got a cell phone that receives video messages? You can see the Shockah yourself!! LMAO
    No, my cell is the old type. I think in this instance it is a good thing.

    What the heck is happening to Jolly?

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