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    Default So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    Wow, I'm going to be sending this out in lieu of Christmas cards this year! Lol

    http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/condi...rds/index.html

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    Nice touch LOLL.

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    that is classy.....

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    shave down the middle set fire to one side when they run over to the other side stab them with an ice pick.

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    Jokes aside, that's actually a cool idea. Definitely way better than not telling the person.

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    I used to know a stripper who would go to bed and wake up with the bed moved across the room. They were pets though. She used to wear a tampon 5 days a week so they could bungee jump.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    A.I.D.S.............. I just got over mine, but your journey is just begining!
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    You hear that? Your crotch is applauding! I hear the claps.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    stick a mirrow between your legs maybe they will jump off for new crotch

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Jokes aside, that's actually a cool idea. Definitely way better than not telling the person.
    You know, that is the first thing I thought of. Then I realized an e-card is a pretty crappy way to find out you have the clap.

    Even worse, what if the e-card got sent to your spam folder and you never found out?

    Still, I guess I would rather receive an e-card then not know.

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    What you don't know won't hurt you... except for outbreaks.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Default Re: So...you've got crabs...sorry!

    Quote Originally Posted by lpmarshall View Post
    Even worse, what if the e-card got sent to your spam folder and you never found out?
    Think about it. You get an anonymous e mail claiming you might have an STD? If it wasn't in my spam folder, I'd assume it was spam just the same, unless the e mail listed facts like the date and occasion. But would I even get past reading the subject line before deleting it? I doubt it.

    I think most of these e mails are regarded by the recipients as the same kind of thing as the spoofs claiming you owe an E Bay seller money or your Paypal account is going to be shut down unless you re-enter your login info.
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