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    RAVENNA, Mich. (WZZM) - Teammates in his bowling league think after rolling a perfect 300 game Don Doane's heart just gave out.

    "You get nervous shooting a 300," says teammate Todd Place. "The pressure keeps building," says bowling alley owner Jim Nutt.

    Minutes after achieving the life long goal of a perfect game the 62 year old bowler collapsed and died at Ravenna Bowl in Ravenna. "Don just collapsed," says alley owner Nutt. " At first we thought he just fainted." "Then when I rolled him over I realized it wasn't good," says teammate Place.

    The teammates say he was giving a high-five minutes before. They tried to revive him but Doane never spoke another word. He died of what was apparently a massive heart attack "He looked fine, reached across the table and gave me a high-five and he fell over," says Place.

    "I think he died by the time he hit the floor." Don Doane was a member of the "Nutt Farm" bowling team at Ravenna Bowl for 45 years. His teammates says its strange not to see him on league nights.

    "It was like a book, a final chapter," says Place. "He threw his 300 game with all of his friends, gave each other high-fives and it's like the story ended. He died with a smile on his face."

    "Don will be a legend," says Nutt. 'It's something that will never be forgotten as long as people bowl here." Ravenna Bowl is planning a memorial ceremony for Doan's' wife Linda and son Chad.


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    Well, at least he bowled a perfect game. It would've sucked if he'd missed one pin on his final bowl, then dropped.

    R.I.P. Mr. Doan.
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    I always suspected high-fiving was dangerous.

    Raveena Bowl fell completely silent after Don collapsed. You couldn't hear a pin drop.

    Thirteen strikes and you're out!

    300 GAME THROWS DON A CURVE

    Lesson - Never make bowling a 300 game a life-long goal.

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    That's not ironic, at all.

    What it is, is a bummer.

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    Adam's not here so I'll have to do this ...

    That is not ironic in any way. It's just a weird situation.

    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game with a cracked ball, or something like that.

    Alanis strikes again. Stupid Alanis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Adam's not here so I'll have to do this ...

    That is not ironic in any way. It's just a weird situation.

    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game with a cracked ball, or something like that.

    Alanis strikes again. Stupid Alanis.
    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game on the one day the score-keeping computer died.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Unicorn Horsey View Post
    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game on the one day the score-keeping computer died.
    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game on the day that the President of Bowling canceled all bowling FOREVER.

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    (puts down the pipe).....don't want it to be my last bowl.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Alanis strikes again. Stupid Alanis.
    The situations in that song weren't ironic, but it was ironic that she called them ironc in a song about irony.

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    but .... but ... but ... it's just like rain on your wedding day ... isn't it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Irony would be if he bowled a perfect game on the day that the President of Bowling canceled all bowling FOREVER.
    That is irony, and that is awesome.
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    is it ironic to win big in the lottery then drop dead ? ... like 'thinking that you've just become set for life when it turns out you already were' ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by garublador View Post
    The situations in that song weren't ironic, but it was ironic that she called them ironic in a song about irony.
    "And isn't is a bummer?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    is it ironic to win big in the lottery then drop dead ? ... like 'thinking that you've just become set for life when it turns out you already were' ?
    Irony would be winning the lottery the day you get stranded on an uncharted South Pacific island for the rest of your life.

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    Irony is stronger than leathery.
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    There are all different types of irony, "situational irony" being the most commonly referred to, and "cosmic irony" being the second, in my experience.

    Situational irony is "a discrepancy between the expected result and actual results when enlivened by 'perverse appropriateness'."

    An example of this is when John Hinckley attempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan, all of his shots initially missed the President; however a bullet ricocheted off the bullet-proof windows of the Presidential limousine and struck Reagan in the chest. Thus, the windows made to protect the President from gunfire were partially responsible for his being shot

    Cosmic irony stems from the notion that the gods (or the Fates) are amusing themselves by toying with the minds of mortals, with deliberate ironic intent. Closely connected with situational irony, it arises from sharp contrasts between reality and human ideals, or between human intentions and actual results.

    An example of this is in 1974, the Consumer Product Safety Commission had to recall 80,000 of its own lapel buttons promoting "toy safety", because the buttons had sharp edges, used lead paint, and had small clips that could be broken off and subsequently swallowed.

    All of the above knowledge (and more!) can be yours, a bargain at $0, at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

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    Quote Originally Posted by ImmortalSix View Post
    There are all different types of irony, "situational irony" being the most commonly referred to, and "cosmic irony" being the second, in my experience.

    Situational irony is "a discrepancy between the expected result and actual results when enlivened by 'perverse appropriateness'."

    An example of this is when John Hinckley attempted to assassinate President Ronald Reagan, all of his shots initially missed the President; however a bullet ricocheted off the bullet-proof windows of the Presidential limousine and struck Reagan in the chest. Thus, the windows made to protect the President from gunfire were partially responsible for his being shot

    Cosmic irony stems from the notion that the gods (or the Fates) are amusing themselves by toying with the minds of mortals, with deliberate ironic intent. Closely connected with situational irony, it arises from sharp contrasts between reality and human ideals, or between human intentions and actual results.

    An example of this is in 1974, the Consumer Product Safety Commission had to recall 80,000 of its own lapel buttons promoting "toy safety", because the buttons had sharp edges, used lead paint, and had small clips that could be broken off and subsequently swallowed.

    All of the above knowledge (and more!) can be yours, a bargain at $0, at http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irony

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    I feel worse for the bowling alley owner who still has to live with the name Jim Nutt.

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    <In butter's voice>Stupid Irony...</butter's voice>
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    Quote Originally Posted by tone4days View Post
    is it ironic to win big in the lottery then drop dead ? ... like 'thinking that you've just become set for life when it turns out you already were' ?
    I think you need more context. If you were all about the lottery and spent lots of money trying to win, actually winning the day after you die would be more ironic that winning the day before you die. You'd get bonus points for dying because of something lottery related.

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