Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

[Butch Snyder]

In the realm of humor you really took the high ground on this one.

Kudos!

Thanks, it wasn't easy....

[Wattage]

Nothing compared to what chicks go through for their exams you big baby.

[grumptruck]

As long as the docs don't give you suppositories while resting both of their hands on your shoulders, you're fine.

lol that took me a minute.

[Skullkrusher]

Suck it up, princess. I've had to have the doc do that to me more times than I care to remember by now. When I had trouble with my gallbladder I went through that crap monthly.

Hope you get to feeling better, bro.

[DankStar]

Can I have her number?

Actually, that sux. Hope things get better on the health front.

[Stratman]

I am still balled up in the corner cowering like a beaten puppy. I have been experiencing some weird stomach and intestinal issues for a couple of months and finally today Vallon talked me into going to the Dr.

I went to a new dr. that Vallon has gone to for quite some time now. I don't really have a dr since I never get sick or have to go. Let's just say I got to.........no.....SHE (dr) got to know me VERY well today.

I have never been poked on, prodded around, stuck and drawn blood from, peed in a cup.......and finally........ copped a feel on and finger inserted you know where, in my entire life. Let's just say I was so nervous and uncomfortable I was perspiring uncontrollably!

It was pretty much the most miserable dr visit ever.

I need some cheering up dudes. I feel violated.

Maybe, you look like someone she did not like in her younger days and she was getting revenge.

[B Bent]

I am rotfl after reading through this. I still cringe at how uncomfortable that was yesterday!

[RW James]

The last time I had the finger wag, the doctor was in there for longer than I liked. When he was done he said, "Well, everything felt good." And I said, "I'm glad it was good for you." I actually got a chuckle out of him.

I don't know how I would feel about a female doctor.

Please Gregg, did she find anything wrong? Aside from being violated, are you okay?

[Gamera]

Vallon. That's a cool name.

That's all I have to say.

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

Did she really call it a "pee test"?

[FretFire]

I think I'd win a battle of "uncomfortable" here. I recently had a shockwave treatment for a rather large kidney stone. While I was knocked out, they also put a stent in the tube that connects the kidney to the bladder because of all the stone material that would be passing. Well... they had to take that out later at the doctor's office - and didn't put me to sleep.

Let's just say that a quarter-inch scope going up a MUCH smaller orifice was a form of torture I'd not wish on anyone.

[newking70]

Nothing compared to what chicks go through for their exams you big baby.

i think the lady doc made vibrolux put his legs up in stirrups too.....

[Hoss]

i think after reading this...the pucker factor definitely increases for everyone!
hahahah

[newking70]

Let's just say that a quarter-inch scope going up a MUCH smaller orifice was a form of torture I'd not wish on anyone.

i feel your pain, i too had a kidney stone. they put a stint in me also....it sucked big time.....

[B Bent]

The last time I had the finger wag, the doctor was in there for longer than I liked. When he was done he said, "Well, everything felt good." And I said, "I'm glad it was good for you." I actually got a chuckle out of him.

I don't know how I would feel about a female doctor.

Please Gregg, did she find anything wrong? Aside from being violated, are you okay?

Oh yeah....btw.... I think I am fine. Given the types of pains I have been having over the last two months she wanted to be thorough and cover all the bases. I guess that's she felt the ol' prostate, took blood, made me pee and now is sending me off for an ultrasound of the area.

In all honesty it seems like it very well may be a hernia. I guess the nerves down there just made it feel like my stomach and colon. When i started feeling it in my colon I got scared enough to go. We'll see this Friday when all the tests come in.

[ErikH]

I can't believe nobody has asked this question yet!

Greg, is the doc hot?


LMAO!

[Frantic_Rock]

was it a hot chick in a sexy nurse outfit and fishnets feeling you up??? *SLAP* back to real life...

I hope you get better man. Hospitals suck period.

[Tor]

Wow.. You really did get bent over there.

[andrizzle]

Nothing compared to what chicks go through for their exams you big baby.

Yeah, but usually our "areas" are EXIT ONLY!

[B Bent]

^^^ yep!