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    Default Re: Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

    If you'd had prostate cancer discovered, you'd be thanking her and kissing her feet.

    You might have been kissing her feet anyway, I'm not sure since I wasn't there. Did either of you fire up a smoke afterwards?


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    Kissing her feet? Didn't know you were into that Scott...

    I bet Keith could check with his uny-corn horn!

    And you still didn't mention if she was hot. Since you obviously went to Vallon's gyno, did she put you up in the stirrups and use the speculum to open you up like the Holland Tunnel, or did she just give it to you like you've always needed it; Five fingers all rolled up in a fist!

    *Serious note - Prostate cancer is a serious health issue for all men and many prostate cancers could be treated if detected early enough. Starting at 40 (if a family history) and at 50 in any case, is a very good idea. Or something like that.
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    Aceman, your advice was a rich tapestry of hard-fought research, blood, sweat and tears and the homespun wisdom we've all learned to expect and relish from our itinerant face-painted lunatic. I would like to award you a internet trophy for "best comment on a proco rat discussion". Let it be written in the annals of history; Aceman sure as heck helped.

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    Why not just Proctologist?
    Quote Originally Posted by jon the art guy View Post
    Aceman, your advice was a rich tapestry of hard-fought research, blood, sweat and tears and the homespun wisdom we've all learned to expect and relish from our itinerant face-painted lunatic. I would like to award you a internet trophy for "best comment on a proco rat discussion". Let it be written in the annals of history; Aceman sure as heck helped.

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    Acemans last 2 posts!!!! ^^ Bawhahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!

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    Default Re: Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

    BTW...It wasnt a gyno. It was her MD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B Bent View Post
    BTW...It wasnt a gyno. It was her MD.
    Yeah, you say that now....

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    Quote Originally Posted by B Bent View Post
    BTW...It wasnt a gyno. It was her MD.
    Gyno's are MD's... this thread makes me laugh every time I see it!
    What she did to you: How you looked: What I think about the whole thing:

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    Quote Originally Posted by B Bent View Post
    ^^^^HAHAHA!!! She almost lost her finger when I clenched up!
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    Default Re: Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

    Seriously... You guys are gonna have it coming in about 10 to 20 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ErikH View Post
    Greg, is the doc hot?
    Still waitin'.

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    Default Re: Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

    ^^^I'll choose to honor my wife by not going there. Sorry.
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    Default Re: Gosh guys... I was violated in so many ways today.

    Do you think this forum would think she was hot?


    You don't need to answer that, you have good reasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tor View Post
    Do you think this forum would think she was hot?


    You don't need to answer that, you have good reasons.
    Fess up Greg!

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumpy View Post
    Seriously... You guys are gonna have it coming in about 10 to 20 years.
    coming? A female dr. sticking a finger in my bum?

    Was it the end of the first American Pie where Stiffler had a pre-med girlfriend that did this for him?

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    Quote Originally Posted by B Bent View Post
    BTW...It wasnt a gyno. It was her MD.
    Maybe it was her MD but, they can perform exams of that area of a woman too. Now, does this Dr. perform that for her? LOL!

    I dont mean to be too personal at all. I am just asking if this Dr. is the equivalent of her Gyno?


    Come on Greg, we need to get to the bottom of this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by theodie View Post
    Come on Greg, we need to get to the bottom of this.
    Pun INTENDED?! muahahaha

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    Quote Originally Posted by theodie View Post
    Come on Greg, we need to get to the bottom of this.
    Too funny!

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