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    I thought my brother Gearjoneser was allowed back today. I just talked to him on the phone and he said he wasn't allowed to log in. Please don't make us buy a pallet of bricks and come to your homes.

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    Your birthday present is in need of moderation? Remember you don't need a 5th to celebrate the 2nd.
    He's the farmer's barren fields
    The force the army wields
    The expression on the faces of the starving millions
    The power of the man
    The fuel that drives the Klan
    The motive and conscience of the murderer
    He's the preacher on TV
    The false sincerity
    The form letter that's written by big computers
    The nuclear bombs
    The kids with no moms
    And the cripple that lives inside of me

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    Quote Originally Posted by idsnowdog View Post
    Remember you don't need a 5th to celebrate the 2nd.
    I know, I need about 3/4 of a 1/2 gallon!!

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    tomorrow was his date but since i love ya...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    I know, I need about 3/4 of a 1/2 gallon!!
    Assuming a 1/3 mix I would need around 3 gallons of coke!
    He's the farmer's barren fields
    The force the army wields
    The expression on the faces of the starving millions
    The power of the man
    The fuel that drives the Klan
    The motive and conscience of the murderer
    He's the preacher on TV
    The false sincerity
    The form letter that's written by big computers
    The nuclear bombs
    The kids with no moms
    And the cripple that lives inside of me

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy View Post
    tomorrow was his date but since i love ya...
    Yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

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    Happy Birthday Jolly. Here's my present to you! Enjoy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bUD9PJ6i8
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    I play non-trad. blues, jazz and fusion stuff so no guitars that look like Halloween cookies please.
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    Here's how you ignore a thread:
    1. Don't click the link to open the thread
    2. There is no step 2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Happy Birthday Jolly. Here's my present to you! Enjoy.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6bUD9PJ6i8
    LMAO!! That was great. Thank you and welcome back, my brother from a different mother, to your home away from home!!

    Thank you Jeremy, I really appreciate the birthday gift!!

    Yaaaaaaay!!!!

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    you cant see him, hes underwater giving a birthday present

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeremy View Post
    you cant see him, hes underwater giving a birthday present
    LOL....that's why there's all the bubbles.

    Gimme a call later man. You got my number.

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    I'm the peeing Leopard!
    Quote Originally Posted by jbear View Post
    I play non-trad. blues, jazz and fusion stuff so no guitars that look like Halloween cookies please.
    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Here's how you ignore a thread:
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    Happy Birthday JJ! Welcome Back GJ!

    What a beautiful manly moment. I'm welling up.
    My hair gets longer as the beat gets stronger

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    Welcome back GJ.
    ""Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for lunch, Liberty is a well armed lamb contesting the decision." Unknown Author

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    dude

    NICE RETURN, that video was pro

    Welcome back 'joneser, GET IT ON!
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    He's back with a bang!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    He's back with a bang!

    Actually, it would make my night if you sent me your phone number and we could straighten out the whole you not liking me thing. That would be an even better present!! I don't like to have enemies man.

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    Whatcha know, Joe?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    I'm the peeing Leopard!
    Fixed:
    You are the Pee Wee Herman!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JOLLY View Post
    Actually, it would make my night if you sent me your phone number and we could straighten out the whole you not liking me thing. That would be an even better present!! I don't like to have enemies man.
    What are you talking about? I like you just fine. Sure, you have some issues, but who doesn't?

    The only reason I've never given you my number is because I REALLY don't like talking on the phone. It really bugs the hell out of me. It's nothing personal - I don't even like talking on the phone with my wife or my close friends.

    But yeah, I have nothing against you, and I'm sorry if you thought that I did. I must have been a total dick to you at some point, and for that I apologize.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    He's back with a bang!
    Better a bang than a whimper, Thom said sternly to Elliot.

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