Who is the straight-up dumbest guy on the forum?

[ratherdashing]

Instead of discussing who the smartest person is, let's focus on what's important: who rides the forum's short bus?

[ratherdashing]

You are nowhere near the dumbest guy on the forum, grumpster.

Interpret that however you wish.

[DankStar]

are we counting spammers?

[phil_104]

I'd like to get consideration in this contest.

[Vasshu the humanoid typhoon]

I keep posting...how is that for dumb??

[sosomething]

I demand a poll.

[ratherdashing]

I demand a poll.

Perhaps if this thread garners enough nominations, I'll make a poll.

[Tor]

I demand a poll.

I would say the Rob option.

[d1dsj]

I would say the Rob option.

Yeah him... who is Rob anyway?

[LesStrat]

I hand out tickets for the short bus.

[bungalowbill]

I hand out tickets for the short bus.

I drive it.

[Sordid Tales]

I drive it.

I wouldn't mind being the tour guide.

[H8Red442]

I'll fall on the sword... me. I don't know **** about anything.

[BigJoe77]

Are we talking guitar/music/pop culture dumb? If so, I've got to be near the top of the list.

If we're talking inability to put words together for a sentence and surprised they can function in society, I'm not sure anybody falls in that category.

[DankStar]

I think we've got enough sausage for a poll my friends.

[B2D]

We is gon fine out who dum azz yuk yuk

[supernosher]

durrrrrrrrrrrr.

I keep coming back, so I must be as dumb as the rest of you = average amongst the rest of you.

[korovamilkdud]

I like strawberries.

[sosomething]

For real

I'm gonna insult some people here

I'm gonna hurt some feelings

burn some bridges

cause I'm namin' names

pointin' fingers

so get ready

I mean it people

if your name is on this list, it's because I genuinely think you are not smart

it means I don't have much respect for your opinion

it means I don't pay much attention to your posts

that's right

I'm gonna do what all y'all's is afeared to do

for serious

a real list

of real people

who I have decided are stupid

like, double-digit IQ, possibly Developmentally Disabled Rehabilitative Services-eligible stupid

like, if you have an actual impaired relative, you have to ask yourself whether or not to be insulted on their behalf when you read one of these people's posts because it's not clear whether they're making fun of the impaired or are actually impaired themselves

and I won't be sparing anyone's feelings

if you see your name, no, I wasn't kidding

go ahead and be hurt

I don't give a dried white crap

because your opinion is good for zilch anyway

since you don't know nothin' from nothin'

that hole in the ground?

...it's your bunghole.

Yeah, that thing inside there?

That's your head.

In the bungholeintheground.

People wonder how you pulled that off

you don't know either

'cause you don't know nothin anyway

so here it comes

gird thine loins for battle

garb thyself in thine flamesuits

I'm comin' fer blood

right

now

in a minute....

[Aceman]

For real

I'm gonna insult some people here....

I'm gonna hurt some feelings

I'm comin' fer blood

Dude! You HAVE to put those to music!!!! The whole thing would make great lyrics!!! Something maybe played on an evil Rectofier setting....Kind Metallica Black-Album style!!!