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[GoldenVulture]

THE attempted armed robbery of a Russian hairdresser became a three-day sex ordeal for the would-be thief, leaving him with torn genitals and a Viagra hangover.T website The Register reports the man, known as Viktor, tried to rob the hairdresser in the town of Meshchovsk. The owner, 28-year-old Olga, agreed to hand over the takings but as she was giving him the money, used her karate skills to knock him to the ground and tie him up with a hairdryer cord.

She then locked him in the storeroom and told colleagues she’d call the police.

However, she instead stripped him and cuffed him to a heater with a pair of fluffy pink handcuffs. She then fed him Viagra and raped him several times over the next four days.

When finally released, Viktor went first to hospital for treatment for his torn frenulum, and then reported Olga to the police. When she was arrested, Olga reported him for robbery.

“What a b**tard,” shecomplained.
“Yes, we had sex a couple of times. But I’ve bought him new jeans, gave him food and even gave him 1000 roubles when he left.”
Viktor admitted she had fed him well.

[StrangeSound]

haha

[crusty philtrum]

They sound like the perfect couple.

[GoldenVulture]

She's a head job specialist!

[skudge]

Typical Russian foreplay I believe.

[jeremy]

i dont even know what to say, maybe cause i had an hour of sleep before i came to work, but ****. the frenulum is the little thing under your tongue, doesnt mention what happend to his genitals.

[Luís]

In Russia the mugged rapes you!

[ImmortalSix]

Typical Russian foreplay I believe.

[Luís]

i dont even know what to say, maybe cause i had an hour of sleep before i came to work, but ****. the frenulum is the little thing under your tongue, doesnt mention what happend to his genitals.

It's the bit of skin that looks like that thing in your tongue that holds the rest of the skin on an uncircumsized wang.

She rode him hard and heavy, baby!

[Rich_S]

I predict we'll be reading another news story in about two months, announcing their marriage in a simple civil ceremony, just before they both get taken off to start serving their prison terms.

[GoDrex]

i dont even know what to say, maybe cause i had an hour of sleep before i came to work, but ****. the frenulum is the little thing under your tongue, doesnt mention what happend to his genitals.

in this case they're probably referring to the frenulum on his dick

[dr. ad]

do we have a photo of the lady in question?

[subanots]

this is awsome.

[Carl762]

Victor is puss!!!

[ksmith63]

I'm betting she is a big girl and he isn't.

[tonedeaf1]

do we have a photo of the lady in question?

http://russiatoday.ru/Top_News/2009-...html?fullstory

[Frantic_Rock]

Wow thats messed up. Kinda turns me on though...

[d1dsj]

Uh oh.... I need a hair cut... what time's the flight????????????

So as she tore his skin... I wonder if he had a cut and blow????

[ginormous]

I call .

Not that men cannot be raped, nor that women aren't entitled to justice for being robbed.

It's just that it sounds too much like the plot of a p0rn vid... a bad one at that. Nor is this my idea of justice... what woman would want to bang a thug who tried to steal money from her? Tear his frenulum, maybe, but not in the course of a 3-day booty binge.

[uOpt]

They probably make a tourist attraction out of this now.