I feel like a loser.

[bryan the rocker]

Yeah, I think your the youngest member of this forum.

[Ninja Monkey]

Yeah, I think your the youngest member of this forum.

I'll say it's a 99% chance of me being the youngest forum bro 'round here.
I feel a little bit like John Lennon right now, ya know, "Help me if you can, I'm feeling down. And I do appreciate you being 'round. Help me get my feet back on the ground. Won't you please, please help me?"

[guitfiddle]

Go out and help someone you know do something that really makes their day.

Then you'll feel better about yourself, and most importantly, you'll stop thinking about yourself so much.

Too much introspection gets in the way of being with others.

[sosomething]

win at something

then you will be a winner.




seriously though

tough love time

you are 13

now I know that about 99.999999% of the advice and guidance you get from people on a daily basis goes something like:

"OH WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE AW NOW YA SEE OK HERE'S THE DEAL I KNOW ALL ABOUT BEIN LIKE YOU OK SEE BACK WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GUY ALRIGHT HERE'S THE DEAL SON"

and you want to selfstab

because times are different now

it's a complex world and mister coachyouthpastorteacherparent doesn't know what it's like to be you

BECAUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOBODY!




















but

see

Mr. Middleageguy knows what it's like because freaking Abe Lincoln knew

and Charlemagne knew

and cavemen knew

times change, the world changes, society changes

but being 13 stays pretty much the same.





and the point (because I do make points from time to time, it just takes forever)

is that

YOU ARE 13

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE A LOSER ******** RETARD

BECAUSE

YOU ARE A LOSER ******** RETARD

AND SO ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS

AND ALL 13-YEAR-OLDS THE WORLD OVER THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY IN ITS ENTIRETY

LOSER

********

RETARDS




so go play some videogames and worry about something else.

[Ninja Monkey]

win at something

then you will be a winner.




seriously though

tough love time

you are 13

now I know that about 99.999999% of the advice and guidance you get from people on a daily basis goes something like:

"OH WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE AW NOW YA SEE OK HERE'S THE DEAL I KNOW ALL ABOUT BEIN LIKE YOU OK SEE BACK WHEN I WAS A YOUNG GUY ALRIGHT HERE'S THE DEAL SON"

and you want to selfstab

because times are different now

it's a complex world and mister coachyouthpastorteacherparent doesn't know what it's like to be you

BECAUSE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBODY KNOWS WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOBODY!




















but

see

Mr. Middleageguy knows what it's like because freaking Abe Lincoln knew

and Charlemagne knew

and cavemen knew

times change, the world changes, society changes

but being 13 stays pretty much the same.





and the point (because I do make points from time to time, it just takes forever)

is that

YOU ARE 13

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO FEEL LIKE A LOSER ******** RETARD

BECAUSE

YOU ARE A LOSER ******** RETARD

AND SO ARE ALL YOUR FRIENDS

AND ALL 13-YEAR-OLDS THE WORLD OVER THROUGHOUT THE COURSE OF HUMAN HISTORY IN ITS ENTIRETY

LOSER

********

RETARDS




so go play some videogames and worry about something else.

I feel uplifted. Thanks. NOW GO YOURSELF AND DIE. SON OF A . I ING HATE YOU. YOU HAVE NO ING IDEA HOW HARD IT IS BEING A TEENAGER. -flipstehbird-
[/sarcasm]

[bryan the rocker]

Just relax dude.

Stop worrying, Just enjoy your life while your still young.


I know its hard being a teenager, but there are lots of things much much much much harder.



There are Chinese kids your age that work 12 hours a day for 2 dollars wage.



Count your blessings and be happy.

[Ninja Monkey]

Just relax dude.

Stop worrying, Just enjoy your life while your still young.

Naw man, I just think I haven't had enough sleep and to much coffee.

[rashayritto]

BTW, we're all losers. We are on this forum entirely too much.

i'm not! i split my time between this forum and an anime forum!

oh wait...i'm the biggest loser here then....b-but i also read video game news blogs!...OH ****

[rashayritto]

btw Adam's posts have been pure gold as of late. that long ass post on this page is especially delicious

[Ninja Monkey]

i'm the biggest loser here then....

Cool, maybe you should go on TV and be the Biggest Loser...

[Ninja Monkey]

There are Chinese kids that work 12 hours a day for 2 dollars wage.

But they have a job. Which makes me more of a loser than them.

[bryan the rocker]

Yeah but you have more opportunies, and maybe a brighter future than them.


Are you willing to switch lives with them ?

[Ninja Monkey]

Are you willing to switch lives with them ?

No. I was joking. Do you have smileys turned off or something?

[bryan the rocker]

So the bottom line is,

Count your blessings.


What you are experiencing now is Nothing compared to the problems of other people.


So as Wahwah would say


Cheers

[Ninja Monkey]

So the bottom line is,

Count your blessings.

and be happy.

Like this?

Edit: Resist the edit button BTR, resist.

[Ninja Monkey]

I think I just figured out why this forum is so awesome, because if one of the forum bros is feeling down you're all here to cheer'em up. I'm feeling a little better now. I'll probably be happier in the morning. Wait, it IS the morning... Oh, well. I guess we'll all float on alright anyway.
This thread needs magic happy dust(Sorry PUH, I know stealing is wrong.), so..

MAGIC HAPPY FREAKING DUST.

I think I'm good now.

[firebirdV]

i'm not! i split my time between this forum and an anime forum!

oh wait...i'm the biggest loser here then....b-but i also read video game news blogs!...OH ****

I resemble that...

[bryan the rocker]

Remember Ninja dude, If you need more advice, ask your parents, family members and friends.

They know you much better than we do, so there suggestions / advice might me more appropriate

[Ninja Monkey]

Welp, we just hit the official time of post slump on the SDUGF, in an hour or two we're probably gonna have some odd posts...

Edit: I made a fail thread, I'm officially a n00b, I feel like a loser again...
Oh, well, being a loser is fine, at least I'll die someday, right?(Dammit, I just guaranteed my self eternal life on earth... )

[firebirdV]

Welp, we just hit the official time of post slump on the SDUGF, in an hour or two we're probably gonna have some odd posts...

Edit: I made a fail thread, I'm officially a n00b, I feel like a loser again...
Oh, well, being a loser is fine, at least I'll die someday, right?(Dammit, I just guaranteed my self eternal life on earth... )

It could be worse, I made a "fail thread" back when I was a noob that ended up being 100+ pages if I remember correctly. The title of the thread was "I am a threadkiller"