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    My wife and I was taking a ride enjoying the last of the good weather and a day of sunshine yesterday.

    About 4 pm, I saw a cop car behind a blazer with his lights on. I said to my wife "a Zeeland Cop ruining someone's Sunday".
    All of a sudden as we were slowly going around the cars, I heard a "pop". I thought what the heck!?

    As I got a little further ahead, there laid a doe still twitching from the cop putting it out of it's misery.

    I got down to the next corner and started to turn around and my wife said "not today"!!! "B-b-b-b-b-but, honey, I can..." "NO"!

    *sigh*...I had to pass up all that meat.

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    Did you explain to her that Walmart does not sell Bambi meat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus1140 View Post
    Did you explain to her that Walmart does not sell Bambi meat?
    Laz,
    She knows that.

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    Happens all the time around here. Hope one doesnt run out in front of my little red hot rod! The deer are in rut right now and will be everywhere!
    I get weak in the knees at the sight of a vintage Fender amp!

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    Quote Originally Posted by B Bent View Post
    Hope one doesnt run out in front of my little red hot rod! The deer are in rut right now
    You F deer?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    You F deer?
    bwaahaaaahaaaaa! That was bad but good.

    B_Bent should define "my little red hot rod"!

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    I almost smucked a deer last week, but it just skimmed the side of the car...if I had hit it I woulda sent it to ya DLT!
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    Quote Originally Posted by mrturtle_91 View Post
    I almost smucked a deer last week, but it just skimmed the side of the car...if I had hit it I woulda sent it to ya DLT!
    Much appreciated bro.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    You F deer?
    Rotfl! i dont know what you Cali boys are into out there, but we Georgia boys aint in to that sort of thing!

    Freaking LA creeps!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
    I get weak in the knees at the sight of a vintage Fender amp!

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