The Workday That Would Not Die

[sosomething]

I have stabbed and beaten it, but still it lives on.

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

[sosomething]

That is a huge and awesome vector right there yes it is sir indeed

i am blasting Pantera in my office.

it's that kind of day in here.

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

I'm blasting Blackwater Park. About 2/3 of the way through, then I might do Neil Young, but that'll be on the car ride home. They're closing the office at 2:00 PM EST.

[sosomething]

twenty minutes for you, my friend.

It's now Rush time.

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

Ooh! Which album? We can sonically bond.









(Did that sound a little gay?)

[sosomething]

Ooh! Which album? We can sonically bond.

(Did that sound a little gay?)

Fly By Night, actually.

I had contemplated one of the more esoteric 80s records like Hold Your Fire or Grace Under Pressure, but the desire to rock out got the better of me.

And yes, that's totally gay, but this is a non-judging zone.

[DankStar]

you guys have room for one more?

[robe drops off shoulders to the ground]

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

Not my favorite Rush album, but "Anthem" is great, so I'll do it.

It's cold and rainy out there. Do you want to come in for a drink? Oh, look! Your clothes are all wet! You can wear some of my pajamas while I get those warm and dry for you in the laundry room. Wow! That wine sure went to my head. I bet you could do anything you wanted to me right now.









(Did that sound a little gay, too?)

[sosomething]

[Dankstars enormous muskforest poofs out to fill 1/3rd of the room]

[wah guitar kicks a groove]

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

you guys have room for one more?

[robe drops off shoulders to the ground]

HAHAHAHAHA

I was typing my response before I even saw this!

[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

i am straight up killing mine dead by saying f it, and leaving. There is no one here anyway.

Say, why don't you loosen your tie a little bit, handsome? How do you take your scotch?

[scottish]

Say, why don't you loosen your tie a little bit, handsome? How do you take your scotch?

haha, you guys were too quick. i thought i could get out untouched

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can't say I blame ya though

[scottish]

but since im here now...

ill take my scotch neat and since i work in a lab i dont wear a tie, just this lab coat...and there aint nothing underneath it, baby!

[grumptruck]

Don't cross the streams.

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[Pink Unicorn Horsey]

yes

[scottish]

i second that

[Ninja Monkey]

No