Odd dream

[Aceman]

So, me and Ike (as in Eisenhower) are hanging on the beach, watching some battleships do these really cool maneuvers. They are spinning / turning so that the tip of each ship just misses the other, then the go a bit and do one of these precision 180's again.

So then, we are on one of the ships and Ike asks "Can we launch a plane off of these?" I look around and it's a very large clear deck area, and pretty high up. So I tell Ike, "No problem. We have a lot of rrom, it's high up, and the wind is pretty good. Watch..."

I take Ike's hand and we jump off of the deck. We go maybe 50 yards out and fall really slowly. Ike says "Wow - we are pretty far out and we haven't even hit the water yet!" We finally splash down a good ways off from the ship.

We swim back to the boat to be picked up, swimming under the trans-atlantic power lines (on towers in the air), me doing the back stroke, and Ike kinda freestyling it.

Any explanations?

[ImmortalSix]

I think you made the rest of it up to conceal the fact that you had a dream about holding hands with Dwight D. Eisenhower

[Aceman]

That had occurred to me. In the dream it seemed very non-man crushy. Just very - 'Hey Ike - let's jump"

The jump was very fun...not flying, but falling very slowly. Kind of a glide.

[ImmortalSix]

I have had stranger dreams --- so I don't think you've got "bats in the belfry, " if you know what I mean

I think weird dreams are awesome!

[bluesbend]

Clearly Freudian.
The fact that you and Ike (paternal) are holding hands a that the battleships (penises) are barely missing one another suggests a latent homosexual tendency. You want to have a "sword" fight with a powerfull man.

[tone4days]

dream interpretation reveals more about the interpreter than the reteller

[bluesbend]

Wow! you mean my shrink is a homo!!?

[Budweiser]

Sounds like too many Big Macs right before bedtime.

[ImmortalSix]

Wow! you mean my shrink is a homo!!?

post of the day nom

[DLT]

I love dreams about flying.

[Lazarus1140]

So, me and Ike (as in Eisenhower) are hanging on the beach, watching some battleships do these really cool maneuvers. They are spinning / turning so that the tip of each ship just misses the other, then the go a bit and do one of these precision 180's again.

You and your seventh grade coach are standing on the sidelines watching the athletes working on their skills for the upcoming track meet.

So then, we are on one of the ships and Ike asks "Can we launch a plane off of these?" I look around and it's a very large clear deck area, and pretty high up. So I tell Ike, "No problem. We have a lot of rrom, it's high up, and the wind is pretty good. Watch..."

Coach: "Would you like to try out for the standing broad jump this year?"
Ace: Yeah, Coach ... that would be neat. I know I can do it."

I take Ike's hand and we jump off of the deck. We go maybe 50 yards out and fall really slowly. Ike says "Wow - we are pretty far out and we haven't even hit the water yet!" We finally splash down a good ways off from the ship.

Coach picks up Ace and moves him through the air while Ace pretends to be flying. The coach finally drops him in the sand.

We swim back to the boat to be picked up, swimming under the trans-atlantic power lines (on towers in the air), me doing the back stroke, and Ike kinda freestyling it.

Ace: sobbing and sulking back to the asphalt "I coulda done it all be myself."
Coach: No, Ace ... you couldn't. You wouldn't make it from the launch board to the sand without the benefit of my powerful arms. Don't you understand? I just wanted to hold you."

Any explanations?

[DrNewcenstein]

So, me and Ike (as in Eisenhower) are hanging on the beach, watching some battleships do these really cool maneuvers. They are spinning / turning so that the tip of each ship just misses the other, then the go a bit and do one of these precision 180's again.

So then, we are on one of the ships and Ike asks "Can we launch a plane off of these?" I look around and it's a very large clear deck area, and pretty high up. So I tell Ike, "No problem. We have a lot of rrom, it's high up, and the wind is pretty good. Watch..."

I take Ike's hand and we jump off of the deck. We go maybe 50 yards out and fall really slowly. Ike says "Wow - we are pretty far out and we haven't even hit the water yet!" We finally splash down a good ways off from the ship.

We swim back to the boat to be picked up, swimming under the trans-atlantic power lines (on towers in the air), me doing the back stroke, and Ike kinda freestyling it.

Any explanations?

Worshestershire sauce. I get crap like that anytime I eat something cooked in/with Woostershire. Or buffalo-style chicken. Or pretty much anything else not done with regular old salt-n-pepper.

Heck, even pepperoni pizza (cheese n pep only) does it to a degree.

I wish Dreamscape was a reality, at least the hemlets and recording gear.

[JOLLY]

Did I ever tell yall the story about my Uncle John pissin on Ike's head?

My mother came from a family of alot....like 12 or whatever.

When she was a kid she had an older crother in the Air Force. He was a B-17 tailgunner. He flew on two different planes. I've forgotten the name of the first, but his second b-17 he flew on was the Red Gremlin. Anyways, after their missions they'd always have to fly over North Africa. I think that's what he told me. Anyways, they were takin Eisenhower back to somewhere or whatever. Ike was't even a General yet. So....my uncle had to piss. He was up on the walk through/metal plank thing and Eisenhower was right beneath him. Long story short......Uncle John pissed on his head. He didn't get in any trouble.

Guess who alot of the dude's my uncle flew with on the Red Gremlin were?

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[Luís]

You want to talk odd dreams?

Remember the last school shooting?

The morning that happened, well, at least relative to me, I dreamed some crap like that.

I was playing basketball and I threw the ball to some field, everyone ran away as if I did the worst thing one could possibly do.

I go to get the ball and these guys come up, fully loaded with all sorts of assault gear. In my mind I knew that I crossed their turf and they were coming inside the school to lay claim to it (we were outside).

I run in to the gates, get some cover behind these arches (I know know I was compiling elements from some schools where I taught and learned so even my uni was in there). From behind cover I noticed one of them started raping a girl. Only he was doing it while climbing a ladder up the fence and pushing a gun in the girls mouth. Finally he fires the gun and the girl is thrown off of him and towards the floor.

I run when they start moving up some stair and I find two small girls crying so I calmed them and got to a look point and the dudes were killing people left and right. We started to move slowly but you know how dreams are, all of a sudden they are right near your position. I noticed a lot of people coming from one direction towards mine and the gang coming in behind them. I decided to go in a fourth direction thinking they would pursue the majority of the people.

Of course they came after me. Some dude running gave me/dropped his folding knife and I opened it, put the handle up my shirt so I could appear harmless and have the knife ready in case I needed it and ran towards a dead end with one of the girls, the other having quit on us. We hid inside these dressing rooms, knife drawn and then I woke up.

A couple of hours later I read about the latest school shooting here. Trust me, that is one odd dream.

[Lucid_Lunatic]

I dream about Jolly flying a helicopter and us scamming rich nurses. It's great cause we are both drunk in th dream and neither can fly a helicopter worth a sh!t, but we never crash, even doing loop-di-loops.

[GoldenVulture]

Any explanations?

simple - Odd dream by Odd person..ACE; You've got to stop snorting gun powder,It's not good for your sinuses.

[DLT]

I had an odd dream last night. Luci-Lu and I was in Colorado. Luci-Lu was drinking a Coors beer and claiming it was the best beer man can consume.

We then toured the factory. In this room was a huge vat. On the other side of the wall was a stable with 50 horses. They all had these clear hoses attacked to their eurethas going into the vat.

Luci-Lu said "see I told you it was the best".

[idsnowdog]

I had a dream that I plowed a girl I knew in high school. It was a nice dream maybe not as hot as Ace on Ike action though?

[JOLLY]

I love to dream!!

[JOLLY]

I dream that I can dance and sing like this......