So, me and Ike (as in Eisenhower) are hanging on the beach, watching some battleships do these really cool maneuvers. They are spinning / turning so that the tip of each ship just misses the other, then the go a bit and do one of these precision 180's again.
So then, we are on one of the ships and Ike asks "Can we launch a plane off of these?" I look around and it's a very large clear deck area, and pretty high up. So I tell Ike, "No problem. We have a lot of rrom, it's high up, and the wind is pretty good. Watch..."
I take Ike's hand and we jump off of the deck. We go maybe 50 yards out and fall really slowly. Ike says "Wow - we are pretty far out and we haven't even hit the water yet!" We finally splash down a good ways off from the ship.
We swim back to the boat to be picked up, swimming under the trans-atlantic power lines (on towers in the air), me doing the back stroke, and Ike kinda freestyling it.