Why do men love watching chick fights?

[Gearjoneser]

My wife asked me this funny question tonight, which I had plenty of answers for, and she knows these answers as well.

So, I'll ask it of you. Just for the fun of it.

Oh yeah, and which circumstances for the fight are your favorite?

[MetalManiac]

I like watching girly girl slap fights and with eh usual posturing, hair pulling and pawing/ scratching , but now that Ive seen some of the stuff on the net, theres some seriously near lethal female fights I don't enjoy in the least. Now mud/ oil wrestling? O yeah!

[Lucid_Lunatic]

I dig watching hookers fight wit straight razors and pimp guns. Retarded cripple hair-lipped midget hookers strung out on crack with attitudes about who banged whos baby daddy.

[Jessie Sammler]

I like the silly play fights, like you'll see between Donna and Jackie on the occasional episode of That 70's Show. As the guys on the show are quick to point out, when two chicks are fighting, they're in some kind of physical contact… and there's a possibility (albeit ever so remote) that they just… might… kiss.

[phil_104]

1+1=2

[PFDarkside]

Nobody really knows...

[ImmortalSix]

1+1=2

Nice. I get it.

[phil_104]

Nice. I get it.

Oh.... fighting. My bad. That equation was meant for another situation. I guess it still kinda applies.

[ImmortalSix]

Apparently I don't get it, but now, ironically (?), you do

[korovamilkdud]

I was never breast fed.

[Lucid_Lunatic]

I was never breast fed.

I was never weened.

[Wattage]

don't really like watching them fight but uhm....

[Jonny R]

I suspect many are waiting for the making up that normally follows big fights...

[MetalManiac]

One thing for sure, after seeing some of the horrendous female fights on the internet, If I am ever involved in an altercation with a girl that looks some what hostile and deranged, and of a larger stature, shes getting clocked..lights out.

[Gearjoneser]

I dig watching hookers fight wit straight razors and pimp guns. Retarded cripple hair-lipped midget hookers strung out on crack with attitudes about who banged whos baby daddy.

Someone who gets it!

[DLT]

I was never weened.

LIAR!!! You are KING of the weenies.

BTW...I do not dig chick fights.

[Gearjoneser]

#1, it's the female emotion that makes it so awesome!

Then, the chance of clothes being torn off.

#3, the fact that they always go for the hair!

#4, there's no dudes involved.

#5, bipolar, estrogen filled anger when NOT directed at us is the fun part.

[Tor]

[Baltar]

Why do men love watching chick fights?

they do!? ;-)

[Gearjoneser]

Baltar...your emoticon didn't print, so it's either negative or hell yeah!
hahaha