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    Default I am planning a camping trip

    Just a few MRE's, a little tent, a knife and a couple of days... Sounds like fun!
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    ...Gimme a call when it's time to take 'em out. I don't have a gun, but i have a very sharp pointy stick and enough negativity to take out a small country...
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    The only music I like any more is the noise the compressor in my fridge makes in the summer.

    I believe it's called "dubstep".

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    Excellent! I've been wanting to go but can't seem to break away from work. Now it's almost too hot.

    What is an MRE?

    Where are you going .... a state park?

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    MRE, meal ready to eat. I really actually want to just have the MRE's for backup, and see if I can source food local, and by local I mean, catch, snare, or pick whatever I can. Also, I need to find a place that is either a unmanned state park or one that is not overly restricted on such things. I'm trying to find some places around me so we don't have to go excessively far. I'm thinking northern Missouri, southern Indiana, etc.
    Quote Originally Posted by crusty philtrum View Post
    ...Gimme a call when it's time to take 'em out. I don't have a gun, but i have a very sharp pointy stick and enough negativity to take out a small country...
    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    The only music I like any more is the noise the compressor in my fridge makes in the summer.

    I believe it's called "dubstep".

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    should be fun. I still haven't mastered going number 2 in the woods without causing an environmental catasrophe or feeling really dirty afterwards.
    Enter the Dankatorium

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    Is there a shower available everyday? Otherwise I cannot do camping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DLT View Post
    Is there a shower available everyday? Otherwise I cannot do camping.
    You can eat roadkill, but can't do without a shower... hmmm...
    Quote Originally Posted by crusty philtrum View Post
    ...Gimme a call when it's time to take 'em out. I don't have a gun, but i have a very sharp pointy stick and enough negativity to take out a small country...
    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    The only music I like any more is the noise the compressor in my fridge makes in the summer.

    I believe it's called "dubstep".

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    i hear the banjos strumming in the background....
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    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DankStar View Post
    should be fun. I still haven't mastered going number 2 in the woods without causing an environmental catasrophe or feeling really dirty afterwards.
    Did you never do it when you were a kid?
    Think you're better than the rest of us peasants that crapped outside as kids?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DankStar View Post
    should be fun. I still haven't mastered going number 2 in the woods without causing an environmental catasrophe or feeling really dirty afterwards.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    You guys don't mind killing cute animals, skinning and eating them. But you won't do a sh*t outside, even though no one is looking? Just pretend your ass is a shotgun and the ground is a big rabbit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Diocletian View Post
    You guys don't mind killing cute animals, skinning and eating them. But you won't do a sh*t outside, even though no one is looking? Just pretend your ass is a shotgun and the ground is a big rabbit.

    Thanks for laugh .... I really needed it!

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    Take shovel
    Dig Hole
    Poop into hole
    Cover with dirt

    Think of it a$$ your contribution to the eco system.

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    Default Re: I am planning a camping trip

    Trevorus,

    Take three times as much water as you think you'll need.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus1140 View Post
    Trevorus,

    Take three times as much water as you think you'll need.
    Always a good plan. I either plan on taking additional purification tabs, and/or being able to boil my water
    Quote Originally Posted by crusty philtrum View Post
    ...Gimme a call when it's time to take 'em out. I don't have a gun, but i have a very sharp pointy stick and enough negativity to take out a small country...
    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    The only music I like any more is the noise the compressor in my fridge makes in the summer.

    I believe it's called "dubstep".

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    This sounds like my kinda fun! Always good to take the bug out / get home gear through it's paces....

    REAL camping / survival. None of this outlets for fans-heaters and gas stove crap.

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    if ya wake up sore and covered in grease......................


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    The last time I went camping was with my dad, my brother, our elementary-school principal and his two boys, and some other dude. Ghostbusters cereal was available at all times. That's about all I've got to say about that.

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    yeah, I'd need the bucket. last time I did it, I constructed a toilet out of wooden logs laying around so I would have something to sit on.
    Enter the Dankatorium

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    The last time I went camping was with my dad, my brother, our elementary-school principal and his two boys, and some other dude. Ghostbusters cereal was available at all times. That's about all I've got to say about that.
    say no more......


    Quote Originally Posted by Gearjoneser View Post
    Put the two together, and make it Kambone.

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    Any particular...knife?

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