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    Default Ever Licked A Toad?

    How was it?
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Default Re: Ever Licked A Toad?

    no but i soo would

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    Default Re: Ever Licked A Toad?

    "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." Isaiah 13:16

    "Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." Numbers 31:17-18



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    Quote Originally Posted by dr. ad View Post
    no but i soo would
    Me too. I haven't found any that foam up when I thump them yet.
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Default Re: Ever Licked A Toad?

    dude, i'll lick anything if i think it'll pay off

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr. ad View Post
    dude, i'll lick anything if i think it'll pay off
    Cool! Wanna be friends?
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    um... not quite anything
    no offense

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    Cool! Wanna be friends?


    Now that's frickin' hilarious!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dr. ad View Post
    dude, i'll lick anything if i think it'll pay off
    Better stay down under, mate.
    I would not step foot in the States for anything.
    I wouldn't be suprised if LL isn't searching
    for his Visa right now.


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    Shrooms!

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    if you don't , she won't show you how to get out of the forest........cuz.....the trees moved............seriously..........
    "RESISTORS ARE FUTILE.........YOU WILL BE RECTIFIED!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    How was it?
    Gnuking says they taste like my feet.

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    I have a couple Bufo Coloradus come around my yard every summer after the rains...the bufotoxins are very potent.

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    Yes but we were both drunk and she does not remember a thing.
    Oh my God! ,Whatever ,Etc.

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    That title made me laugh. Toad rhymes wth choad.

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    Does my ex-wife count? Well, then again, I guess that would have been more like licking a snake. A lying, cheating, whoring, hateful, snake that slowly killed me from the inside out for sixteen years.

    What was the question again?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whatshisname View Post
    Does my ex-wife count? Well, then again, I guess that would have been more like licking a snake. A lying, cheating, whoring, hateful, snake that slowly killed me from the inside out for sixteen years.

    What was the question again?
    What does she look like?
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    What does she look like?
    Before- Smoking hot redhead.

    After- Dude. Trainwreck does not begin to describe. I ever so lovingly refer to her as The Thing That Should Not Be.

    That's kind of mean, though. I mean, not EVERYONE can age as graciously as ME.

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    Got some pictures?
    I never fly because the Lord said: "Low, and I will be with thee."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucid_Lunatic View Post
    Got some pictures?
    Nope. Literally the ONLY thing I still have from when we were married is my Flying V, and some clothes. It was a very messed up situation, to say the least.

    But I be much happier now! Gots me a hot nurse! And, no, I can't post a picture of her on the interweb. She'd kill me until I died from it. Maybe if she ever puts a pic up on her Facebook page, I'll be able to post a link.

    Wow. Talk about a thread hijack! LOL!
    Last edited by whatshisname; 05-21-2010 at 07:33 PM. Reason: I'm a moron

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