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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …handled by Mexicans and sold daily from a sidewalk location?


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    i like my women how i like my hashbrowns...
    Hot and fried.

    I like my women how I like my beer...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitfiddle View Post
    I like my women how I like my beer...
    …cold and frosty but with a good head?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …cold and frosty but with a good head?
    You know when you post a 2nd half, it's your responsibility to lead off with a fresh 1st half (as per the rules).

    I like my woman how I like my underwear...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    I like my woman how I like my underwear...
    Dirty, smelly, moist, with gaping holes torn in them?

    I like my women how I like my bass...

    "Add about a half-a-teacup o' bass...."
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    You know when you post a 2nd half, it's your responsibility to lead off with a fresh 1st half (as per the rules).

    I like my woman how I like my underwear...

    Tight, sweaty and wrapped around my cojones!

    I likes mine like fresh linen.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginormous View Post
    Dirty, smelly, moist, with gaping holes torn in them?

    I like my women how I like my bass...
    Big mouthed and smelling fishy?

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    -Adam

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    I like my women like I like my coffee:

    Drunk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginormous View Post
    I like my women how I like my bass...

    Lightweight but with a big fat bottom end.



    I like my women how I like my TV...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    Lightweight but with a big fat bottom end.



    I like my women how I like my TV...
    ...on demand.





    I like my women how I like my toothpaste...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    I like my women how I like my toothpaste...
    White, fresh-smelling, and gone when I'm done with it.

    I like my women the way I like my atomic weapons ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    White, fresh-smelling, and gone when I'm done with it.

    I like my women the way I like my atomic weapons ...
    expensive, ageing and able to finish an argument?

    i like my women like i like my motorbikes..

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    i like my women like i like my motorbikes..... hot and purring between my legs.

    I like my women like I like my cast iron skillet ..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus1140 View Post
    i like my women like i like my motorbikes..... hot and purring between my legs.

    I like my women like I like my cast iron skillet ..........
    Oily and with crusted on gunk you can't get off?

    I like my women like I like my cars...
    Oh no.....


    Oh Yeah!

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    I like my women how I like my coffee. Hot, and full of whiskey.

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    I like my women like I like my cars... economic, small and reliable.

    I like my women like I like my computers...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luís View Post
    I like my women like I like my cars... economic, small and reliable.

    I like my women like I like my computers...
    ... 50 years old, enormous, and using vacuums. (wow, that was lame)

    I like my women how I like my movies...

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    Silent and scary.


    I like my women how I like my mail...
    " you tell it like you're barefoot while you wear those hundred dollar shoes. Yeah, you can shuck and jive me all ya want to but, please please please, don't tell me 'bout the blues!"......Buddy Guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesbend View Post
    I like my women how I like my mail...
    Able to fit through a mailbox slot

    I like my women like I like my amps...
    Ministers and superstars
    are drinking champagne in their cars
    6 strings on a 12 guitar
    all my dreams are made of stars
    and the rock and roll still burns in me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingrel View Post
    Able to fit through a mailbox slot

    I like my women like I like my amps...
    Loud, no tubes & 2 big cones...



    I like my women like I like my pick up truck...
    If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

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