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  1. 05-28-2010, 07:31 PM #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJohn View Post
    ...trashy and looking to out perform the last one.

    I like my women the way I like my car....
    Forty-five years old, in killer shape, and freshly waxed?



    I like my women how I like my pizza…
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    Forty-five years old, in killer shape, and freshly waxed?



    I like my women how I like my pizza…
    flaky and tasty in the morning

    I like my women how I like my teapots
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    flaky and tasty in the morning

    I like my women how I like my teapots...
    steaming hot and wet.


    I like my women like I like my boots
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitfiddle View Post
    steaming hot and wet.


    I like my women like I like my boots
    With a metal toe for added pleasure.

    I like my women like I like my calendars...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Agileguy_101 View Post
    With a metal toe for added pleasure.

    I like my women like I like my calendars...
    ...Completely off the wall and laid flat on my desk.

    I like my women like I like my sheep...
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    ...Completely off the wall and laid flat on my desk.

    I like my women like I like my sheep...
    ...shorn for industry's sake.

    I like my women how I like my guitar's signal chain...
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    I like my women how I like my guitar's signal chain...

    Clean, stacked, powered by one spot, and ready to scream when I plug in.


    I like my women how I like my toothbrush ........
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    I like my women how I like my toothbrush ........
    One at a time.

    I like my women like I like my lidocaine...
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    I like my women like I like my lidocaine...
    Total knockouts to drool over, easin' my pain.

    I like my women like I like my preamp...

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  10. 05-29-2010, 12:57 PM #130
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    Quote Originally Posted by ginormous View Post
    Total knockouts to drool over, easin' my pain.

    I like my women like I like my preamp...
    Smoldering hot and controlling the one with the muscle?



    I like my women how I like my scissors…
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    Sharp with a split personality.

    I like my women how I like my dolphins...

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    Quote Originally Posted by exnihilo View Post
    Sharp with a split personality.

    I like my women how I like my dolphins...

    cg
    smart, yet willing to jump through hoops

    I like my women like I like my camera...
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    Quote Originally Posted by guitfiddle View Post
    smart, yet willing to jump through hoops

    I like my women like I like my camera...
    just one blink away from the show of your life



    I like my women like I like my lawnmower
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    I like my women like I like my lawnmower
    ... overloaded with grass.



    I like my women like I like my rock n roll...
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  15. 05-30-2010, 07:28 AM #135
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    ... overloaded with grass.



    I like my women like I like my rock n roll...
    Mostly played by old white men with more money than they let on.

    I like my women the way I like my corpses...
    Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.

    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
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    ...their blueing flesh for me to hold.



    I like my women how I like my vomit...
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  17. 05-30-2010, 12:12 PM #137
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluesbend View Post
    ...their blueing flesh for me to hold.



    I like my women how I like my vomit...
    Chunky....

    I like my women the way I like my doctor...

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    Chunky....

    I like my women the way I like my doctor...

    cg

    Ready and willing to examine every part of my body.




    I like my women the way I like my xbox 360...
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  19. 05-30-2010, 12:25 PM #139
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    Wow. Eh, way to bring the thread to a stand-still, there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    Ready and willing to examine every part of my body.




    I like my women the way I like my xbox 360...
    Minus the Red Ring of Death!

    (I'm talkin' about dirty vagina over he'a)

    I like my women like I like my forum...

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