I Like My Women How I Like My...

[Jessie Sammler]

smooth slinky and ever so slightly out of tune


I like my women how I like my fretboard

…nicely oiled up, with metal strips hammered into them every so often.



I like my women how I like my drinking games…

[Kosh Naranek]

I like my women how I like my drinking games…

...drunken, silly, and a total waste of my time.

I like my women how I like my pizza...

[Kosh Naranek]

BTW, glad to see you guys are keepin' it going. I just got into this thread today, even if it has jumped the shark.

[ehdwuld]

...drunken, silly, and a total waste of my time.

I like my women how I like my pizza...

cheezy with added bacon

I like my women how I like my pencil erasers

[Jessie Sammler]

cheezy with added bacon

I like my women how I like my pencil erasers

…pink, flexible, and always ready to hide my mistakes.


I like my women how I like my history…

[ehdwuld]

…pink, flexible, and always ready to hide my mistakes.


I like my women how I like my history…

full of my best worst mistakes


I like my women how I like my algebra

[Kosh Naranek]

I like my women how I like my algebra

...the lowest common denominator, and equal to zero.

I like my women how I like my Memorial Day cookouts...

[ehdwuld]

...the lowest common denominator, and equal to zero.

I like my women how I like my Memorial Day cookouts...

raw pink and not a sausage in sight

I like my women how I like my driveway

[Jessie Sammler]

raw pink and not a sausage in sight

I like my women how I like my driveway

…crunchy when you drive over them?



I like my women how I like my forensic anthropologists…

[ehdwuld]

…crunchy when you drive over them?



I like my women how I like my forensic anthropologists…

cold aloof and covered in rubber

wait thats my roof!!!!

I like my women how I like my timepeices

[Jessie Sammler]

cold aloof and covered in rubber

wait thats my roof!!!!

I like my women how I like my timepeices

…ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.



I like my women how I like my psych meds…

[DesertRat]

…ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.



I like my women how I like my psych meds…

Overpriced and never truly delivering what they've promised.

I like my women like I like my Pyrex slide...

[dr. ad]

…ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.

i would've said 'a pretty face and 3 hands'

[ehdwuld]

Overpriced and never truly delivering what they've promised.

I like my women like I like my Pyrex slide...

able to go from ice cold to steamy hot in an instant

I like my women like I like my pedal board



EDIT
oh crap somewhere in there I got a comma in my post total
whoo hoo

[Jake]

I like my women like I like my pedal board

oh so many places to touch my with my feet!



I like my woman like I like my capo...

[tc]

Always holding me down LOL.

I like my women how I like my driver's license.

[ehdwuld]

Always holding me down LOL.

I like my women how I like my driver's license.

always lying bout my age

I like my women how I like my bass guitar

[Kosh Naranek]

I like my women how I like my bass guitar

...curvy, groovin', and with a nice round, tight bottom.

I like my women how I like my chili...

[ehdwuld]

...curvy, groovin', and with a nice round, tight bottom.

I like my women how I like my chili...

...hot, spicy, and a complete mystery

I like my women how I like my Tacos.......

[bluesbend]

...lumpy, crusty and hard to get out of.


I like my women how I like my "I like my women" threads...