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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    smooth slinky and ever so slightly out of tune


    I like my women how I like my fretboard
    …nicely oiled up, with metal strips hammered into them every so often.



    I like my women how I like my drinking games…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    I like my women how I like my drinking games…
    ...drunken, silly, and a total waste of my time.

    I like my women how I like my pizza...
    "Just like bad gas, they (metal riffs) sneak out every once in a while."
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    BTW, glad to see you guys are keepin' it going. I just got into this thread today, even if it has jumped the shark.
    "Just like bad gas, they (metal riffs) sneak out every once in a while."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosh Naranek View Post
    ...drunken, silly, and a total waste of my time.

    I like my women how I like my pizza...
    cheezy with added bacon

    I like my women how I like my pencil erasers
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    cheezy with added bacon

    I like my women how I like my pencil erasers
    …pink, flexible, and always ready to hide my mistakes.


    I like my women how I like my history…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …pink, flexible, and always ready to hide my mistakes.


    I like my women how I like my history…
    full of my best worst mistakes


    I like my women how I like my algebra
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    I like my women how I like my algebra
    ...the lowest common denominator, and equal to zero.

    I like my women how I like my Memorial Day cookouts...
    Last edited by Kosh Naranek; 05-31-2010 at 06:09 PM.
    "Just like bad gas, they (metal riffs) sneak out every once in a while."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosh Naranek View Post
    ...the lowest common denominator, and equal to zero.

    I like my women how I like my Memorial Day cookouts...
    raw pink and not a sausage in sight

    I like my women how I like my driveway
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    raw pink and not a sausage in sight

    I like my women how I like my driveway
    …crunchy when you drive over them?



    I like my women how I like my forensic anthropologists…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …crunchy when you drive over them?



    I like my women how I like my forensic anthropologists…
    cold aloof and covered in rubber

    wait thats my roof!!!!

    I like my women how I like my timepeices
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    cold aloof and covered in rubber

    wait thats my roof!!!!

    I like my women how I like my timepeices
    …ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.



    I like my women how I like my psych meds…

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.



    I like my women how I like my psych meds…
    Overpriced and never truly delivering what they've promised.

    I like my women like I like my Pyrex slide...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jessie Sammler View Post
    …ornate, gilded, with extremely complicated inner workings.
    i would've said 'a pretty face and 3 hands'

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    Quote Originally Posted by DesertRat View Post
    Overpriced and never truly delivering what they've promised.

    I like my women like I like my Pyrex slide...
    able to go from ice cold to steamy hot in an instant

    I like my women like I like my pedal board



    EDIT
    oh crap somewhere in there I got a comma in my post total
    whoo hoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post

    I like my women like I like my pedal board


    oh so many places to touch my with my feet!



    I like my woman like I like my capo...
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    Always holding me down LOL.

    I like my women how I like my driver's license.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tc View Post
    Always holding me down LOL.

    I like my women how I like my driver's license.
    always lying bout my age

    I like my women how I like my bass guitar
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    Quote Originally Posted by ehdwuld View Post
    I like my women how I like my bass guitar
    ...curvy, groovin', and with a nice round, tight bottom.

    I like my women how I like my chili...
    "Just like bad gas, they (metal riffs) sneak out every once in a while."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kosh Naranek View Post
    ...curvy, groovin', and with a nice round, tight bottom.

    I like my women how I like my chili...
    ...hot, spicy, and a complete mystery

    I like my women how I like my Tacos.......
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    ...lumpy, crusty and hard to get out of.


    I like my women how I like my "I like my women" threads...
    " you tell it like you're barefoot while you wear those hundred dollar shoes. Yeah, you can shuck and jive me all ya want to but, please please please, don't tell me 'bout the blues!"......Buddy Guy

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