Why are half the posts in the Sound Room...

[Andrew Lamprecht]

Astrozombies private life??

[Kam]

A better question is why the **** am I reading every word of it so diligently...

[idsnowdog]

Because people indulge him and he takes that as a signal to divulge more each time. Also you have a lot of guys here who fancy themselves as experienced woodsmen, who can dispense sage wisdom to youngsters. I'm not sure which is worse?

[Bass_Medic_05]

How much experience do you need, to know it's a good idea to stay away from insane women?

+1 all women are crazy just different degrees of it lol!

[Got_tone?]

How much experience do you need, to know it's a good idea to stay away from insane women?

+1 all women are crazy just different degrees of it lol!

This.

[TimmyPage]

It's hard to keep sane and well balanced when your only social environment is the kitchen.

[GoldenVulture]

Ahhh! Teenage angst and



























































Vaginas.

[Gr8Scott]

I'm not the most experienced woodsman there is. I've just made all the same mistakes he has made and I genuinely want to help him avoid all that crap and have some fun while he's at it.

[misterwhizzy]

[And then I follow up with a misogynistic punchline.]

Unfortunately, Timmy beat me to it, but let's see what we can come up with.

...nothing you haven't already told her twice.

...make sure there's a clock in the kitchen.

...my dishwasher wears an apron.

I'm sure there are lots more, but it's late.

[idsnowdog]

I'm not the most experienced woodsman there is. I've just made all the same mistakes he has made and I genuinely want to help him avoid all that crap and have some fun while he's at it.

Don't take it personally. I haven't even opened any those threads, because I knew what they were about without opening them. Asking musicians for relationship advice is like asking a janitor for investment advice.

[korovamilkdud]

Because he's experiencing some turbulence, and seeking advice and support from people with whom he enjoys interacting.

[DLT]

Astrozombies private life??

Because he has a big private?

[Gr8Scott]

I wasn't taking it personally man. I just wanted to clarify just in case I perceived in the wrong way.

[rashayritto]

[And then I follow up with a misogynistic punchline.]

funny you said that, pretty much sums up how predictable the hive mind humor is around here. There are also a lot of in-jokes people beat to death no matter how boring

then again, MY AVATAR IS PEDOBEAR DONT MIND ME

[Gearjoneser]

Also you have a lot of guys here who fancy themselves as experienced woodsmen, who can dispense sage wisdom to youngsters.

[PVFan]

because me and the regular daily update people are sober?
because things are going better for Beandip?
because Gearjoneser has his squeeze with him?
because of Katy Perry?
because of tiny dark berries?
because because because infinity.

[Jeff_H]

Because this is his favorite food in the world right now:

[Gr8Scott]

Because this is his favorite food in the world right now:

To continue that thought. I think I've found the perfect woman for AstroZombie.

[Jeff_H]

To continue that thought. I think I've found the perfect woman for AstroZombie.

She's really cute and far too normal for AZ....I can tell that from a 23 second clip.

[TimmyPage]

Where is he? He hasn't posted in this thread yet!

..I think just by this thread existing, the rate of those threads might go down. Might.