WORST Trade Offers You Recieved From Craigslist

[mwalluk]

Let's hear them....

[Ayrton]

A PODxt, and an Ibanez RG350 for my Marshall "Slash" halfstack.

[Jeff_H]

I once had a guy offer me his wife in trade for a dishwasher I was selling, plus a case of Blue Ribbon.

[astrozombie]

A PODxt, and an Ibanez RG350 for my Marshall "Slash" halfstack.

That's like saying, this furniture store cardboard TV cutout for your 70'' LCD hi def one.

[Kam]

I once had a guy offer me his wife in trade for a dishwasher I was selling, plus a case of Blue Ribbon.

Everyone prefers a quiet dishwasher.

[Gearjoneser]

Someone offered me a cheap used cellphone for a $650 BMX race bike.

I told him to use it to call a bike store and ask them how much my bike cost new.

[Ayrton]

That's like saying, this furniture store cardboard TV cutout for your 70'' LCD hi def one.

I didn't even reply.

I have pretty much given up on selling things there. I still cruise for things to buy, but even that proves difficult at times.

[donnievaz]

Someone offered me a cheap used cellphone for a $650 BMX race bike.

I told him to use it to call a bike store and ask them how much my bike cost new.

Nicely played!

[Jeff_H]

Everyone prefers a quiet dishwasher.

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah! Love that one.

[B2D]

I had a guitar up for $1200.

Guy emails me with an offer of $800.

I tell him that's too little and offer to meet him halfway at $1000.

He counters with $650.


Negotiations.... yer doin' it wrong.

[astrozombie]

I had a guitar up for $1200.

Guy emails me with an offer of $800.

I tell him that's too little and offer to meet him halfway at $1000.

He counters with $650.


Negotiations.... yer doin' it wrong.

he lowered the price

[Lucid_Lunatic]

There's been too many to even remember. One that sticks out in my mind was a guy wanted to trade me an Epi LP Special II (The $119 one), a Crate DFX 1x10 amp and 3 Dano pedals for a Gibson Les Paul Studio.

[distortionhead]

I had posted a guitar for sale ( old series 10 lp copy) for sale or trade with Case. This guy shows up to my dorm room and has 50.00 bucks and says he has a "PITT BULL PUPPY" in his truck. I said I live in the dorms i cant keep a dog. Then he said how about 2 snow tires. I said I DONT HAVE A CAR!!

that story always makes me smile

[The Owl]

$20 for a perfectly good 15" gong. IDIOT!

[Empty Pockets]

dude wanted to know if i'd trade my Japanese Jaguar with duncan pickups for the lowest-end Kirk Hammett LTD...

I said "My guitar's worth like $700, yours is almost worth $200. I'd be an idiot if i took that trade."

He replied "Yeah but that would be pretty cool for me lol"

I have had pretty good luck on there but you have to have your dumbass filter set to max before you even begin...

[Lucid_Lunatic]

dude wanted to know if i'd trade my Japanese Jaguar with duncan pickups for the lowest-end Kirk Hammett LTD...

I said "My guitar's worth like $700, yours is almost worth $200. I'd be an idiot if i took that trade."

He replied "Yeah but that would be pretty cool for me lol"

I have had pretty good luck on there but you have to have your dumbass filter set to max before you even begin...

I like the way that guy thought.