Babies are cool and all but...

[grumptruck]

I hope I am sterile. I wouldn't want to raise a kid in my dark sad life.

Poor kid. Maybe my wife'll go psycho and leave me.

[sbecker67]

By 35 I knew I I didn't want any more children.

[stratobastard]

I wish. My loser stepdaughter dumped her nine-year-old son on us a month ago. I love the little guy (not my blood relation), but he has some serious emotional problems that make him a real challenge to deal with sometimes. What a lesson in Christian patience!

OUCH! I wish you the best of luck.

[lpmarshall]

My friend's dad recently remarried a 31 year old. He is pushing early to mid 60's. He had his vasectomy reversed twice so he could try for another kid. It was creepy enough for her to have a step mother who was two years older than her.

She found out a couple months ago she is going to have a little brother. Who will be 30 years younger than her.

[DLT]

My friend's dad recently remarried a 31 year old. He is pushing early to mid 60's. He had his vasectomy reversed twice so he could try for another kid. It was creepy enough for her to have a step mother who was two years older than her.

She found out a couple months ago she is going to have a little brother. Who will be 30 years younger than her.

The old dude is rich no doubt.

[astrozombie]

My friend's dad recently remarried a 31 year old. He is pushing early to mid 60's. He had his vasectomy reversed twice so he could try for another kid. It was creepy enough for her to have a step mother who was two years older than her.

She found out a couple months ago she is going to have a little brother. Who will be 30 years younger than her.

my dad is 54 and had a kid 3 years ago.

i have a brother 17 years younger.

[sstanfield]

OUCH! I wish you the best of luck.

Thanks.

I just retired from teaching school because after 26 years on insulin, my health is starting to go down the crapper and I wanted less stress in my life. Now this...

[DLT]

my dad is 54 and had a kid 3 years ago.

i have a brother 17 years younger.

Your dad must have a lot of energy.

[ratherdashing]

I'm 31 and single with no children.

I figure that if I don't have kids by the time I'm 40 I'll just give up on the idea altogether.

I'm not completely sure right now if I'll ever want any, to be honest.

[stratobastard]

I'm 31 and single with no children.

I figure that if I don't have kids by the time I'm 40 I'll just give up on the idea altogether.

I'm not completely sure right now if I'll ever want any, to be honest.

I applaud you!
I think it's very selfish of the parents &, unfair to the child to have a baby after 40.

[DLT]

I'm 31 and single with no children.

I figure that if I don't have kids by the time I'm 40 I'll just give up on the idea altogether.

I'm not completely sure right now if I'll ever want any, to be honest.

I would wear a condom when having whoopie.

[ratherdashing]

I would wear a condom when having whoopie.

[DLT]

RD,
Well...the alternative is having your nads snipped.

[idsnowdog]

I'm 38 and I don't expect to have any. It's not that I don't like or that I don't want them. The women who go for me have always been pigs and I have no love for pigs.

[stratobastard]

I almost pissed my pants

[DLT]

I'm 38 and I don't expect to have any. It's not that I don't like or that I don't want them. The women who go for me have always been pigs and I have no love for pigs.

Dawg,
You need to get one of those Russian brides. Mail order is okay. Pick one out with big hooters, the color hair you like etc. Doesn't get any better than that.