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    Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok..
    Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
    Stand on toilet, get high on pot.
    Woman who dance while wearing jock strap have make believe ballroom.
    Woman who ride bicycle in city pedal ass all over town.
    A girl's best asset is her 'lie'ability.
    Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
    Support bacteria -- it's the only culture some people have!
    Man who run behind car get exhausted.
    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
    Man who eat jellybean fart in technicolor.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
    Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be shiftless bastard.
    Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
    Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
    Man who marries a girl with no bust has right to feel low down.
    Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.
    He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
    Man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.
    He who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.
    Even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.
    The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door..
    Man who sneezes without hanky takes matters into his own hands.
    He who eats to many prunes, sits on toilet many moons.
    Man who drop watch in toilet bound to have ****ty time.
    Man who fly plane upside down have crackup.
    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
    Man who eat prunes get good run for money.
    Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
    Man with one chopstick go hungry.
    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
    7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
    43% of all statistics are worthless.
    A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.
    You can lead a fool to wisdom but you can't make him think.
    "A Wise Man can see more from the bottom of a well than a Fool can see from the top of a mountain." .
    "You never test the depth of a river with both feet."
    "Hear and you forget; see and you remember; do and you understand."
    "The believer is happy. The doubter is wise."
    It takes both sunshine and rain to make a rainbow.
    Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than the mind.
    Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
    There are no short cuts to any place worth going.
    Free speech carries with it some freedom to listen.
    A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato—the best part of him is underground.
    A ship in the harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for.
    A closed mouth gathers no feet.
    Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.
    A peacock who sits on his tail is just another turkey.
    He who never made a mistake never made a discovery.
    It is never too late to be what you might have been.
    If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
    You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

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    Default Re: Proverbs

    man that goes to sleep with itchy butt, wakes with stinky finger.

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    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

    Wise man who repeats "virginity" quote 3 times forgets how to use cut and paste.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewguitar View Post
    In our heart of hearts we're love. That's who we really are.

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    Well, that pretty much cleaned the slate!

    Man with many children has hotrod.
    I started out with nothing...and I still have most of it left.

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    Reporter who hangs out in bathroom gets the poop on everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lewguitar View Post
    In our heart of hearts we're love. That's who we really are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ginormous View Post
    Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do.

    Wise man who repeats "virginity" quote 3 times forgets how to use cut and paste.
    Is it? Lol. I liked a few of em' so I thought I'd share em' all.

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    Don't eat the yellow snow - F. V. Zappa

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    Never argue with an idiot. You have to stoop to their level, and they have a lot more experience down there.

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    Sleep with dogs and you'll wake up with fleas.
    If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

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    To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
    If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ratherdashing View Post
    Never argue with an idiot. You have to stoop to their level, and they have a lot more experience down there.
    Wasn't this somebody's sig a while back?

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    If someone gives you a bucket of sh!t take it for the bucket.
    " you tell it like you're barefoot while you wear those hundred dollar shoes. Yeah, you can shuck and jive me all ya want to but, please please please, don't tell me 'bout the blues!"......Buddy Guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkfingers View Post
    Wasn't this somebody's sig a while back?
    Yeah, I think so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnJohn View Post
    How about some amatuerverbs?
    :facepalm:

    Oy Vey!

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