The Well CVII: Welcome To The Kama Sutra

[Redmist]

I'll PM some stuff

[ehdwuld]

so boots or sandals?

how many shoes have you got?

does one ever need more than three pair?

[Kam]

so boots or sandals?

Boots. Sandals are for women, ******bag tourists and messiahs. Sandals and socks simaltaneously should be grounds for immediate execution.

how many shoes have you got?

Nine, actually. Four pairs and a random old ripped Converse. No idea where the other one is.

does one ever need more than three pair?

Probably not, but if wives can't spend money on shoes then it's gonna be a lot harder to convince them to let us spend money on gear, right?

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^^^Ya see that? I just made a joke about something I have no experience with at all. This internet thing's easy.

[Kam]

In the way of all wells that erupt and spew noxious gases and flammable, toxic liquids all over your delicate ecosystem, it's now time for this ***** to be capped until someone can figure out how to tap it, exploit it for profit and then probably blow it up and kill a whole bunch of cute little ducks and fish and ****.

Cheers to Redmist for giving me the chance to bore you all with my anecdotes and pointless stories and thanks to everyone who took part. It was both fun and a nice way to kill a decent portion of my boring week. Here's to you, me boyos!

Up next is the dude with the unusually large dishes, the one...the only...Mr. Ehdwuld. He's a cool guy who's ****ing hilarious so everyone should ask him some awesome questions.

So, I'll leave you with these final words of wisdom: Beat your wife, not your meat.

I'm the **** outta here.