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    Default I forgot how great BONK was

    Must be my age. Pass me one o' dem li'l blue lozenges.

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    47, are ye? There are some good choices here.

    http://entertainment.wagerweb.com/gi...ery-14533.html

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    True but I was thinking more along the lines of Joanne Whalley (49). Then, I tried desperately not to think about her. Or Vaseline. (Dennis Potter TV drama series reference, folks!) Then, well, let's not go there.

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    You've also got your Linda Fiorentino, your Sela Ward, your Diane Lane…

    Here. Try this:

    http://www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_date=1960,1967&gender=female&sort=starm eter,asc

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    "Their children also shall be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses shall be spoiled, and their wives ravished." Isaiah 13:16

    "Kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves." Numbers 31:17-18



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    Man, I have never been so completely lost in a thread here...
    Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.

    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    Default Re: I forgot how great BONK was

    Quote Originally Posted by Kam View Post
    Man, I have never been so completely lost in a thread here...
    Sunday is spoof day.

    A few days ago, a thread started under the title "I forgot how great NOTB was!". [Iron Maiden content.] Some comedian modified that title to NKOTB. [Woolly woofter content.] Next, we had KNOB. I could not resist rearranging the capital letters to spell BONK.

    Unfortunately, the expression "bonk" triggers different meanings in different cultures. Ideally, some of them should be combined. The energy drink would be handy when attempting my intended meaning of the word.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkfingers View Post
    Sunday is spoof day.

    A few days ago, a thread started under the title "I forgot how great NOTB was!". [Iron Maiden content.] Some comedian modified that title to NKOTB. [Woolly woofter content.] Next, we had KNOB. I could not resist rearranging the capital letters to spell BONK.
    This part I got, though it took me most of a day to work out what the NKOTB meant. Ever-so-slightly before my time and out of my cultural sphere. I totally thought it was North Korean something and I was just waiting for it to get nuked. No pun intended.

    I'd never heard Bonk used...ever. In a sentence said by anyone. Just threw me.

    Though I'm slowly catching on to your original meaning. You old dog.
    Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.

    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.

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    Default Re: I forgot how great BONK was

    In my neck of the woods you can bonk something over the head with a bat or you can be bonking someone's girl on the side. Neither of which made any sense in this context... a re-arranged acronym is a long shot.

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