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  1. 04-19-2011, 01:50 PM #61
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    I've read the "Pocket Tazer Stun Gun" story before.

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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.K View Post
    Do any of you ever wish the world would just explode? Life seems so mundane sometimes.

    Get tazed, apparently it beefs up quite a bit

    The world will explode anyway, what do you care, you'll be dead by then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    Get tazed, apparently it beefs up quite a bit

    The world will explode anyway, what do you care, you'll be dead by then. That was my thought exactly.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    Alright, I just have to post this in here because it's my 1000th post. I can't believe I've wasted all of that time on this forum. I need to reevaluate my life again today.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    So how long do people usually keep the well for? It's seems it wound down. Is it time for me to pass it on? I'm still up for any questions you all might have.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    Happy 1000th post ! Congrats, LOL, you unhappy spammer !
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.K View Post
    I'm not an unhappy spammer. It's just been a sh*tty week. I suffer from Chronic Dysthymia and Dual Depression, and some times especially this time of year I get really down. I need some spring weather to snap me out of it. I think you girls here are some pretty cool people.

    ...is there any condition you DON'T have ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nagash View Post
    ...is there any condition you DON'T have ? LMAO! I don't have Erectile dysfunction.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    There's so much gear I want that the whole list would make a highway to hell if it was ever written down.
    Don't ask.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    I guess nobody has anymore questions for me. I'm a little bumbed about that. I thought it was just starting to get fun. So, who would like the well next?
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    We could talk about the time I almost gave a used car salesman a heart attack.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    We could talk about the first time I got pulled over for drunk driving.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    We could talk about the time me and my buddies picked up a couple of hitch hikers.
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    What happened these:

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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    I must say I'm rather curious... not only about these things the Doc just mentioned, but also about whom he's gonna pick for the next Well entrance (me, me, MEEEEEEEEEE )
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    Default Re: The Well CXV: The Doctor is now accepting patients!

    Alright, let's cut the **** here. Pictures of the wife.
    Every love that made me lose my reasoning. Every chord that made my conscience ache. Every day spent counting hours. Well, none of them comes close to singing back a song inside my head.

    I remember calloused hands and paint-stained jeans, and I remember safe-as-houses self-belief.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kam View Post
    Alright, let's cut the **** here. Pictures of the wife.
    ****ING THIS
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