The Well CXVIII: Wattage you say?

[Wattage]

I figured I ought to get this taken care of before Rapture this weekend.

So let 'em rip gang!

[Dr.K]

So, are you planning on leaving us?

[Dr.K]

Are you a morning or night person?


What was your favorite childhood television program?


If you could have any superpower, what would it be?


What's your favorite animal?


Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?


Do you believe in ghosts?


Ever been addicted to anything?


Name one thing you wish you could change about yourself:


What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?


What personality traits do you look for in a partner?


Are you mostly a clean or messy person?


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?


Name the biggest regret you have:


Are you practised in the art of cunnilingus?


Name one thing you miss about being a kid?


What's your favorite song of all time?


What would be your dream job?


If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?


Name one thing not many people know about you:

[Wattage]

Wow you are right on it my man.

So, are you planning on leaving us?

I would imagine if they call my name I wouldn't have much say in it......



Are you a morning or night person?

Night for sure


What was your favorite childhood television program?

Anything with Bugs Bunny


If you could have any superpower, what would it be?

Mind control


What's your favorite animal?

Dog


Do you believe in extraterrestrials or life on other planets?

Something's out there


Do you believe in ghosts?

Yup


Ever been addicted to anything?

Besides amour? Thankfully no, I've seen too many people in my life struggle with addiction.


Name one thing you wish you could change about yourself:

I'd really like to be more patient.


What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

First I look at the purse, then it's the eyes for sure.


What personality traits do you look for in a partner?

Hmm not sure really, had the same one so long I've forgotten.


Are you mostly a clean or messy person?

Clean for the most part but I am a scatterbrain


If you could live anywhere in the world, where would you live?

Probably the west coast of Florida, maybe Fort Myers Beach area.


Name the biggest regret you have:

I have 2 and they're not open for discussion, sorry that's pretty lame on me but the're way too heavy.


Are you practised in the art of cunnilingus?

Oui, qui


Name one thing you miss about being a kid?

Playing war games with all my friends I grew up with, we talked about a reunion once. How funny would that be? The folks that live in those houses now would think it was the end of the world!


What's your favorite song of all time?

I don't have one I have 100's


What would be your dream job?

I'd love to own a guitar shop


If you could have 3 wishes granted, what would they be?

I'd like my hearing back in my right ear.
I'd like for all members of my family to be financially secure and in good health.


Name one thing not many people know about you:

I was a Classical Guitar Performance Major in college.

[Lazarus1140]

In the original Disney Peter Pan animation who did you think was hotter ..... Wendy or Tinkerbell?

Pre, post, or mid trib?

Have you ever burnt the eggroll but ate then anyways because you were hungry?

Are you controlling our minds right now?

Do you still own your first guitar?

Do you have children and if so, what are their ages?

What would you like your children to learn from you that you learned the hard way?

Do you go to work when you're sick?

[Wattage]

In the original Disney Peter Pan animation who did you think was hotter ..... Wendy or Tinkerbell?

Tink


Pre, post, or mid trib?

I'm thinking full on Wrath of Satan but since that isn't an option I'll go with Mid since I never like to over commit.


Have you ever burnt the eggroll but ate then anyways because you were hungry?

I have never made an eggroll but I'm thinking I would probably eat it burnt.


Are you controlling our minds right now?

I was hoping you'd ask that.


Do you still own your first guitar?

No though I have tried to find one from time to time, it was Royce Les Paul Custom copy


Do you have children and if so, what are their ages?

I do my son is 19 and my daughter is 17


What would you like your children to learn from you that you learned the hard way?

Financial responsibilty


Do you go to work when you're sick?

Usually unless it is really bad

[TheProphet]

Top 5 movies?

Ideal pizza?

How do you eat an oreo cookie?

Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

Favorite drink?

If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Which famous guitarists/musicians dead or alive would you like to jam with?

Who are your biggest inspirations?

If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?

Favorite:
- Muscle Car
- Military Plane
- Locomotive
- Sea fairing vehicle
- Sport to play or watch

What brought you to the forum?

And you got a choice. You have to take one of these: Les Paul Juniors from the 50's. One a '59 double cut, nicely aged cherry/natural, with a generic modern P90, and a '56 single cut, refinned by an idiot using bright yellow spraypaint, and the P90 was replaced by a mysterious humbucker made by Seymour who claims it's his greatest creation ever, but nobody has ever heard it except him. Which do you choose.

[Sludgenutz]

Hey Watty...

If you were given a night to party with Ron Asheton (rip), Iggy Pop, Charles Bukowsi (rip), Rick Nielsen, Ace Frehley, Steve Jones or anyone else like the "Toxic Twins" (Steven Tyler and Joe Perry)...

Who'd you pick, or add your choice? It's your call!

[Bones]

What are you top five picks of animals would be if you reincarnated and why?

Favorite phallus shaped food?

If you could leave to go on vacation right now, where would you go and why?

Jets or Giants?

Who has a better mustache? Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott?

Favorite US president ever?

Top five famous women you would take to poundtown if given the chance?

[Kam]

What's the first thing you would do if Bones was elected President?

[dr. ad]

what's with the love of dirty aussie rock tunes?

[Wattage]

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Top 5 movies?

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Big Fish, Beetlejuice, Caddyshack, Mr Magorium's Wonder Emporium - probably some I like more but not on my mind, not a particularly big movie buff - this list is woefully weak


Ideal pizza?

Thick crust, well done, with pepperoni at the Original Ray's Pizza down in the East Village after a late night out in NYC


How do you eat an oreo cookie?

Whole


Say you win $10 million in the lottery, what are the first 5 things you do?

Payoff any and all bills, make sure my kids are set up well, take my wife on a nice long vacation of her dreams, start a guitar shop, upgrade to a nicer house


As far as your rig is concerned, describe your favorite sound that you get from it.

LP>XXX head>412MS bottom - I get my sound which is cool. The amp can be very liquid when I want but is crunchy and very responsive. Somewhere between Ramones Rocket to Russia, Nuge Cat Scratch Fever and Steve Jones Bollocks - at least that's what I dream it is in my head


Favorite drink?

Portsmouth Brewery coffee infused Milk Stout


If you were given an unlimited budget to go on holiday, but could only go to one place, where would you go?

Australia


Who'd win in a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

I think they'd let the minions sort it out


Which famous guitarists/musicians dead or alive would you like to jam with?


Ted Nugent, Muddy Waters, Ron Asheton, Wayne Kramer, Steve Jones, Rod Price, Ian Moore, Rick Nielsen (all of Cheap Trick actually), Malcolm Young, Steve Earle


Who are your biggest inspirations?

Musically? See above but that is a very shortlist there, it goes on and on.

In a more artistic sense? Jackson Pollack, Charles Bukowski, Raymond Carver, Tobias Wolfe, Big Daddy Roth, Robt Williams, lately Patti Smith has been back on the radar as well.

In life? My Mom, my wife and kids, my Father in Law


If you endured a plane crash and the other survivors were Lucid, GuitarStv, Jolly, KRS, Scott_F, Simon_F, and Aceman ... what would happen?

I'm working on the screenplay now - thinking a mix of the Hangover, Wild Zero and Lord of the Flies.


Favorite:

- Muscle Car - '69 El Camino SS
- Military Plane - P51 Mustang
- Locomotive - what ever ChooChoo Charlie drove
- Sea fairing vehicle - 45.5 Bristol, twin mast
- Sport to play or watch - NFL Football to watch, Golf to play



What brought you to the forum?

Initially I was looking for info on a Duncan Convertible I owned.


And you got a choice. You have to take one of these: Les Paul Juniors from the 50's. One a '59 double cut, nicely aged cherry/natural, with a generic modern P90, and a '56 single cut, refinned by an idiot using bright yellow spraypaint, and the P90 was replaced by a mysterious humbucker made by Seymour who claims it's his greatest creation ever, but nobody has ever heard it except him. Which do you choose.

Tough choice but I go the '59 DC and swap the pup

[GuitarStv]

Just the usual questions:

1. You're flying over some distant mountains when your plane goes down. By some fluke of nature all people on the plane survived. Two part question . . . how long do you wait for rescue before resorting to cannibalism, and how do you pick who should be eaten?
   
   
2. Apocalypse comes and you're short on food and trapped in your own neighborhood. Who on your street do you kill and eat first, and why?
   
   
3. You are a master chef working at a busy restaurant but times are tough . . . you don't have enough money to buy meat one day, but you discover that your best waitress has accidentally been locked in the walk-in freezer and frozen to death. What cuts do you take from the carcass, and how do you season/prepare the flesh in order make it tasty enough for your diners that evening not to notice anything's amiss? (Remember, the more dishes you prepare, the less chance that someone will find incriminating body parts in your freezer.)
   
   
4. The zombie apocalypse has come. Most people have fled their homes. Production of food in your country has stopped. Zombies roam the streets looking for a fresh meal, and you have escaped your quiet suburban neighbourhood with the rest of your family (let's say this is a typical family . . . 2 kids - one 8 year old/one 12 year old, and 2 parents).
   
   You enter a new town looking for food and are attacked by a chick. You manage to fatally wound the person, but before she dies, she tells you that she was an elementary school teacher and was trying to kill you to provide enough food to keep the surviving members of her class alive (there's no food in town). You also find out that she's been teaching the survivors from a classroom of 11 year olds to kill and cannibalize people passing by in order to survive. They've been doing this for a while now. She tells you where they are living, and to protect them.
   
   Do you risk your own families safety (and the safety of any other passers by) by ignoring the cannibals and hoping that they don't follow you? Do you risk confronting and executing the kids to guarantee your safety? Do you take the cannibal kids with you and try to teach them to be regular human beings again? What action or inaction would you take, and why?

[Wattage]

Hey Watty...

If you were given a night to party with Ron Asheton (rip), Iggy Pop, Charles Bukowski (rip), Rick Nielsen, Ace Frehley, Steve Jones or anyone else like the "Toxic Twins" (Steven Tyler and Joe Perry)...

Who'd you pick, or add your choice? It's your call!

I'm thinking that lineup right there is my dream party just bring in Big Daddy Roth.

So Ron has a 1/2 stack and a Strat just blasting out riffs in the far corner of this big room that is sort of like the local VFW hall. Iggy is reading Bukowski poems over the noise very dramatically thru the house PA. Bukowski is cursing the noise and trying to find some classical music on a little AM/FM transistor radio he got from some hooker with amazing legs that stole his wallet but he keeps falling off the chair we put him on. Rick and Ace are playing Pool and cracking jokes, Jonesy is watching Asheton in awe and playing air guitar while Steve and Joe are in the bathroom chopping up baby aspirin to snort since they are "clean" again. Up front Big Daddy has his airbrush, paint guns and stripping brushes and is going to town on everyone's guitars that are sitting around. He's in full dress too, Red Tux jacket, overalls and his big ole tophat with the Von Dutch eye. Oh yeah he'd make everyone there a monster t-shirt!

Yeah man that would be a party. I'd be running around between everybody having 8-10 conversations in my manic ADD sort of way, whooohoo!

No pics or recordings, if you weren't there you'd never believe it happened.

Acutally I am going to add Andy Prieboy to the list of guests there. He could take the whole thing in while playing piano and drinking red wine off the to the side. Then when it was all over he would write a spectacular musical based on the proceedings.

[JeffB]

Heyya Scott- I cannot believe as long as you have been around this forum, you are now just getting "the well"!!

My questions

Best UFO album
Best UFO lineup
Top 3 UFO songs

[JeffB]

Almost forgot-

Gibson Guitars never existed.... what becomes your main axe?

[Wattage]

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What are your top five picks of animals would be if you reincarnated and why?

A good house dog - just to see if it was a charmed life,
A lion on the open plains - pure majesty
A dolphin - I loved Flipper as a kid
A squirrel - just to drive dogs crazy
A gorilla - they are incredibly cool


Favorite phallus shaped food?

a Banana

If you could leave to go on vacation right now, where would you go and why?

Probably Hawaii - go hang with butnut for a few days

Jets or Giants?

Jets all the way, I bleed green


Who has a better mustache? Tom Selleck or Sam Elliott?

Sam


Favorite US president ever?

Lincoln


Top five famous women you would take to poundtown if given the chance

Drew Barrymore, Barbara Eden, Susanna Hoffs, Jennifer Connelly, Diane Lane

[Wattage]

Gotta get to work - this is fun be back later!

[NecroPolo]

How would you describe yourself if you were an amp: lo-wattage or hi-wattage?

What is your first conscious memory?

Who was your fav bandmate so far and why?

Which inactive old forum member do you miss the most?


off:

Heyya Scott- I cannot believe as long as you have been around this forum, you are now just getting "the well"!!

After all this itme, I've noticed the whole well-thread just 5 minutes ago so nothing is impossible I guess...

You're truly a nice bunch of folks, indeed! I have lot to read about you guys. Anyway, I could not find Jolly in there, I'm quite surprised.

[Wattage]

What's the first thing you would do if Bones was elected President?

Buy Gold