My farts are lethal tonight

[sosomething]

like raw sewage seeping from all the orifices of a pile of unembalmed cadavers in a hard-boiled egg factory.

Even my dogs are offended.

Apparently grilled salmon, goat cheese, and avocado on field greens followed by a few pints of English stout are the recipe for relentless miasmic death. FYI.

[Barron1]

Too bad I'm not there to enjoy them. Can you fart into a jar and send it to me. Thanks.

[sosomething]

PM me your shipping address.

I will put a wet paper towel in the jar to help anchor the fart.

[idsnowdog]

I'm guessing the yeast in the beer.

[woemoejack]

same here; steak, pinto beans, and Dogfish 90.. smells like zombie butt seks

[ex-250]

My bet would be on the goat cheese. Beer can never be the source of wrong.

[sosomething]

It ain't the beer.

Heavy beer is a very routine aspect of my diet.

My system has no problem processing it.

It may have exacerbated the already brewing situation, though.

[grumptruck]

One question though.

Does you wife appreciate your farts and sometimes fires them back at you?

[SteveAlysis]

That's every morning for me after half a pot of coffeeeeeeeee

[MetalManiac]

[Zhangliqun]

Oddly enough, Ovaltine (yes, I'm a shameless Ovaltine junkie) gets me firing off so rapidly and powerfully that I wish I could change out the barrel...

[DrNewcenstein]

[pzaxtl]

Farts like that are best shared with the wife. Slip one out, then pull the sheets over her head. Women really like that!

Alternatively, if you have gas sans the stench, walking hand in hand through a crowded mall really ups their admiration if blow one out nice and loud.

[DrNewcenstein]

If your farts don't stink you need to go see a nose-ologist.

[Agileguy_101]

You're a smart feller.

[P.A.Foholic]

Beer can never be the source of wrong.

Sig'd

[crusty philtrum]

Haha, Metal Maniac beat me to it, i was gonna post that pic.

[Funkfingers]

You swine! That was going to be the title of my forthcoming Prog Rock instrumental double album.

[Gearjoneser]

I only fart bad when I've eaten my wife's Latin recipes. And I never rip bad ones when eating my own lean diet. Therefore, she's my victim and excuse. haha

[B2D]

Recently I had a pork chop, two slices of garlic jack, asparagus, and a Newcastle for dinner.

A few hours later I was producing clouds of rancid air that smelled like someone coated a skunk in poop and lit it on fire.