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    killed a $400 brood hen last night. Ripped her through the pen. I made some calls today and rode up to Tennessee and bought some problem solvers...............



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    Why not just shoot them?
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    That's a pair of problem solvers if I've ever seen 'em.

    I think I see tits on the little one. If I'm right, that's a great pair.

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    Nice porch warmers!
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    Shoulda got some beagles... a lot cheaper to feed
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    Seriously, I love hound dogs! They're just so obstinate
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    Till the Coyotes eat their asses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    Till the Coyotes eat their asses?
    You're talking 'bout the Beagles, right?

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    Coyotes ain't ****! There ain't no hound dog that can't whip a scrawny coyotes ass
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    Least of all Beagles, I'm not talking about your grandma's couch potato beagle, even they will suprise the hell out of u
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    Quote Originally Posted by stratobastard View Post
    Least of all Beagles, I'm not talking about your grandma's couch potato beagle, even they will suprise the hell out of u
    I have mini dachshunds these days. You don't have to tell me anything. Badgers ain't ****!

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    Jonesers ferocious Teacup will beat the hell out of anything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    Jonesers ferocious Teacup will beat the hell out of anything!
    My 6 lbs of Mexican fury, cartels got nothin' on this Chi !!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by TattooedCarrot View Post
    My 6 lbs of Mexican fury, cartels got nothin' on this Chi !!!

    LMAO!!!!!

    I got a chihuahua named Ginger that is 18 and deaf as a hammer. She sleeps alot, will play about 10 minutes and eats and sh!ts and that's about it. She used to be afraid of thunder but now she cant hear it so she's cool. She won't be around much longer. I get tickled, when the other dogs bark, she starts barking too, but always in the wrong direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MetalManiac View Post
    Jonesers ferocious Teacup will beat the hell out of anything!
    She specializes in 6" plush toys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by karpathion View Post
    I have mini dachshunds these days. You don't have to tell me anything. Badgers ain't ****!


    Dachshunds are possibly one of the toughest little breeds in the world!
    Well bred Jack Russels as well!
    Did you ever hear two Jack Russels, or two Dachsunds going at it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stratobastard View Post
    Dachshunds are possibly one of the toughest little breeds in the world!
    Well bred Jack Russels as well!
    Did you ever hear two Jack Russels, or two Dachsunds going at it?
    Nope. I don't think any of them would survive.

    I know Dachshunds are bad@ss, but I hear evil things about Jacks.

    We have a jack up the road on an invisible fence. He thinks he's a war machine.
    I'd hate to see him prove it, on this little pregnant female I have.

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    $400 loss, oh man my condolences, guy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by karpathion View Post
    I have mini dachshunds these days. You don't have to tell me anything. Badgers ain't ****!


    Dachshunds are possibly one of the toughest little breeds in the world!
    Well bred Jack Russels as well!
    Did you ever hear two Jack Russels, or two Dachsunds going at it?
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA111111111111-6.jpg[/IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by stratobastard View Post
    Dachshunds are possibly one of the toughest little breeds in the world!
    Well bred Jack Russels as well!
    Did you ever hear two Jack Russels, or two Dachsunds going at it?
    I have 4 Dachsunds. They are my burglar alarm. They can hear and start barking if someone turns on the gravel drive which is about 2100 feet from the house to the road. I have no idea how they can hear it inside.
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