I just realized that i used to have an electric guitar, and

[Snoogles]

i cant remember what the hell happened to it.
i got it in the mid 80s when i was in high school
took with me when i went away to college
brought it back with me, and had it up into the mid 90s
i moved around a few times after that
and i cant remember what happened to it.

[Funkfingers]

The most likely options are;
1) Haulage guys pilferred it.
2) A friend of yours "borrowed" the missing guitar permanently.
3) The design became seriously unfashionable. You hid it away in shame.
4) Your children broke it then hid it so that you would not be angry with them.

[crusty philtrum]

4) Your children broke it then hid it so that you would not be angry with them.

Funny you should mention kids ... after reading the opening post, i was gonna say to the OP ... 'I hope you didn't have any kids, because they could be absolutely anywhere by now.....'

[astrozombie]

this reminds me of the dream I had in which I made love to a random woman then searched my home like a madman looking for some cheap distortion pedal I had bought.

I woke up thinking: Did I buy a cheap distortion pedal?

oh ****

[Funkfingers]

When you are more interested in distortion pedals than casual sexual intercourse, you need help. I reckon that Aceman will know what to suggest.

P. S. "With". Not "to". The lady is supposed to be an active participant. Awake, even.

[astrozombie]

When you are more interested in distortion pedals than casual sexual intercourse, you need help. I reckon that Aceman will know what to suggest.

P. S. "With". Not "to". The lady is supposed to be an active participant. Awake, even.

[Left_Hand_Strat]

man your dreams are cracked up to **** man