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  1. 10-05-2011, 11:43 PM #1
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    Ignorance: There's an app for that.
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    the tumblr.
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    Westboro can suck my man cleavage.
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    A tweet from a twit on twitter.
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    Waitaminute...why are you on their twitter list????
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    Waitaminute...why are you on their twitter list????
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    And all the forum retards will put them in the same category as the rest of us retarded Christians.

    Jesus: Lightning bolts have to be fun to shoot why don't you send a few at them. DURRP DURRP Jesus is my master but I don't do anything he teaches me.
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    They are the most successful irl trolls of all time.

    Luckily, I also believe in old testament justice... and I firmly believe they have what is rightfully coming to them.
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    This might be the one that gets them killed. Hell hath no fury like a bunch of scorned Apple hipsters. They may end up pummeled to death with manbags.

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    Romans 3:23; 6:23; 5:8; 10:13; 10:9-10

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    Default Re: Phelps fail

    BTW i missed it but Agile's pic had IPHONE in caps.

    The flipping retard is on her high horse about Jobs being evil by posting on a product that said evil developed.

    More tard to put in her pipe to smoke.

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    Don't worry, Grump

    most people know the Westboro Church of Hate does not represent anyone who is actually a Christian.

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    Margie needs to get laid....
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    Margie needs to get laid....
    People like her are usually the ones whom you find out have been spending every Saturday night getting anally daggered bent over the pulpet by their pastor in full drag wearing a devil mask for years.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sosomething View Post
    People like her are usually the ones whom you find out have been spending every Saturday night getting anally daggered bent over the pulpet by their pastor in full drag wearing a devil mask for years.
    Funny, and true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by grumptruck View Post
    Jesus: Lightning bolts have to be fun to shoot why don't you send a few at them. DURRP DURRP Jesus is my master but I don't do anything he teaches me.
    Dude If i was Jesus I'd be going all Simcity 4 on stupid peple.
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    I still don't get how the WBC didn't get the piss stomped out of them when they picketed Ronnie James Dio's funeral.
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    Christians aren't all catholic...
    Not all Catholics are sexually repressed or abused.
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