if you could play with one dead drummer? Who would it bre?

[LesStrat]

It doesn't matter which one, all dead drummers sound the same.

I'm more curious about why you're interested in people with guitars wanting to stand next to a corpse slumped over a drum kit.

Probably one that hasn't been dead that long. After a while I'd thing they would all start to smell considerably.

All true, but at least volume control would not be a problem.